Carla Pyne

I’m right on top of that, Rose!

[Carla Pyne @carlapyne]

@corietjohnson Please, PLEASE take your own candles and put them on their cake 🎂

[Carla Pyne @carlapyne]

@instagram @KylieJenner What a prick

[Jane Darling @janeydarling1]

Here's a crazy idea: maybe they're not being paid enough to aquire savings

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

As Health Secretary, Wes Streeting deepened the privatisation of our NHS and handed over our data to Palantir, a company involved in genocide.

I am sure his friend Peter Mandelson is very proud.

Time to reinstate our NHS as a fully public service — and kick Palantir out!

[Carla Pyne @carlapyne]

@garden4less amazing customer service - will be recommending you guys for everything! 🪏 🪴

[Carla Pyne @carlapyne]

@OrchardTheatre how long before you reopen the Orchard Theatre? Because I’m not coming back to the tent on waste ground while there are RATS running around the place. That was disgusting tonight.

[That Gay Guy Candle Co. 🇺🇸 @gayguycandleco]

From now on, any time I’m faced with a minor inconvenience I’m just going to say, “This is why I need a ballroom.”

[descriptive display name that is way too long and @mrgracemugabe]

Not gonna tolerate americans being so precious about your guns when you can’t fucking hit anything

[Carla Pyne @carlapyne]

@ENortonHistory Fabulous! This is mine with Fudge 😂

[Carla Pyne @carlapyne]

@c_k_lynch It’s a ghost town - second homes bought and not used, a winding maze of empty streets and soulless spaces. No one who actually knows the place thinks it’s a success.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

so it turns out if you shoot missiles at the country that controls The Straight Where We Ship Everything, it becomes very expensive to ship everything. Follow me for more hard-hitting geopolitical insights.

[bug girl @buggirl]

can’t make it tonight im too thirsty for blood and vengeance on behalf of Félicette

[special k🍓 @KettyBitch]

Sometimes you just have to spend silly money in M&S to cheer you up

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Feargal Sharkey @Feargal_Sharkey]

And just so you know what kind of scumbags you're dealing with here over recent months South East Water have been in the High Court twice, trying to keep their activities secret.

Turns out they had been illegally abstracting water without a licence, 52.3 million litres of it.

And were trying to suppress the fact they were about to be fined for not supplying water.

No doubt major shareholders @NatWestGroup will be able to confirm that they approved of the company trying keep all of this secret from their customers and the public.

[miia @miiagarro]

"got snap?"

i've got an address where you can send me flowers & love letters. grow up

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

10/10. No notes.

[dave lackie @davelackie]

Excited to be giving away one of the world's most popular lipstick shades: Clinique's Almost Lipstick in 'black honey'. It's a beautiful wash of berry colour in a balm-like texture. To enter, follow @davelackie & RT #win (ends 03/06)

[Carla Pyne @carlapyne]

@Helen_Andrew_ He is lush 👌

[Bevan Boy 💚 @mac123_m]

When I vote, I like to know who the candidates are. People of Denton & Gorton please read below 👇