Carl Arnheiter

Host of Inside Joke at the UCB Theatre and co-curator of Fancy Meeting You Here

[Carl Arnheiter @carlarnheiter]

Guy murders people. Guy found innocent. People still muddled though. Now he’s back here.
This site is a shit pile. Fuck Twitter forever.

[Carl Arnheiter @carlarnheiter]

@joegarden Consider yourself booked

[Carl Arnheiter @carlarnheiter]

@lespattinson1 That Tim Whittaker with Jake?

[Carl Arnheiter @carlarnheiter]

@JohnTeufelNYC If I -still - lived on Long Island I’d be angrier too. It’s one endless strip mall. I couldn’t wait to leave, and going back to visit reenforces my “Why?” every time. Better places to live. It was developed entirely to serve NYC

[Carl Arnheiter @carlarnheiter]

@BeyzaKlein You’re my ride or die B!

[Carl Arnheiter @carlarnheiter]

I’m off. And I’ll be fine. Message me if you want contact info, or it’s my name on Instagram. Thanks tweeters! bye Twitter

[Carl Arnheiter @carlarnheiter]

I’m starting to think I was drinking the water at Camp Lejeune.

[Carl Arnheiter @carlarnheiter]

@BeyzaKlein Two year ‘90s teen, I order it every time!

[Carl Arnheiter @carlarnheiter]

If there’s an afterlife, I wonder if they talk about an afterlife there and ignore all the pressing concerns facing them

[Carl Arnheiter @carlarnheiter]

Maybe it’s time for a national “Don’t Say Republican” law on the books…

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Man Experiencing First Real Moment Of Peace In Years Resuscitated https://t.co/i0NrJEWAXU

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Child Entertained For 5 Minutes By Plastic Toy That Will Take 1,000 Years To Biodegrade https://t.co/umdXgYbZvj

[Kids in the Hall @KITHOnline]

We made it! @RollingStone has named us one of the 100 greatest TV shows of all time!

See the whole list here: https://t.co/sNs1GtaYmu

[Carl Arnheiter @carlarnheiter]

@Mike_Pence And showed us just how awful those things you were talking about for decades actually were!

[Carl Arnheiter @carlarnheiter]

@StannyStanny Dehydrating them. Pickle jerky.

[Carl Arnheiter @carlarnheiter]

The energy vampire "Colin Robinson" on "@DeliciousNecks “What We Do in the Shadows" is maybe the truest character ever created. The newest incarnation of Colin Robinson, child energy vampire, spot on and next-level genius

[Carl Arnheiter @carlarnheiter]

Thank you @POTUS and can I suggest one step further? Buy the remaining student debt and make the balances interest free loans. That’s an investment in the future with an unlimited yield

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

If Congress can’t agree to cut child poverty in half and cap insulin at $35, we need drastic change in the people who are there.

[Rachel Bitecofer 🗽🦆 @RachelBitecofer]

The media needs to cover CPAC factually. It's the first fascist rally ever hosted by a major American political party in history.

[Don Lewis @DonLew87]

Ivana died over two weeks ago. Trump's deposition was postponed. He has now rallied, conferenced and golfed. It's time to get on with the show.