carla

my friendship is firmer than yours #gobucks #rolltribe #sicilianaamericana

[Cleveland Cavaliers @cavs]

WE'RE WATCHING HISTORY, @isaacokoro303!

[carla @carlazzone]

the football skill that impresses me the most is the toe tap to stay in bounds

[carla @carlazzone]

someone asked today if jeff and i are brother and sister 😔

[carla @carlazzone]

sometimes i panic that my clients might google me and somehow find my 2007 myspace page

[carla @carlazzone]

so jeff just spent the last hour and a half scrubbing our kitchen floor bc apollo knocked over a bottle of limoncello. apollo walks in the second jeff is done, takes 4 kibbles from his bowl, and drops them on the floor. what a jerk 🐕

[carla @carlazzone]

@JmacAttack27 remember everyone begging sykora to watch the hooters episode during class…at least 12 years ago

[Ohio State Football @OhioStateFB]

Honoring The Heisman Brotherhood.

@CJ7STROUD

#GoBucks

[carla @carlazzone]

things better than ❌ichigan: well done steak

[carla @carlazzone]

things better than ❌ichigan: when your coworker heats up fish in the microwave

[carla @carlazzone]

things better than ❌ichigan: wedding planning

[carla @carlazzone]

things better than ❌ichigan: when your dog has watery poop but you have to pretend to pick it up because someone is watching

[carla @carlazzone]

things better than ❌ichigan: dry weddings

[carla @carlazzone]

things better than ❌ichigan: gluten free pasta

[carla @carlazzone]

things better than ❌ichigan: waking up 10 minutes before your alarm

[carla @carlazzone]

things better than ❌ichigan: sneezing when you have a mask on

[carla @carlazzone]

things better than ❌ichigan: first dates

[carla @carlazzone]

things better than ❌ichigan: unsolicited wedding advice

[carla @carlazzone]

things better than ❌ichigan: people who ask to borrow money and you know they will never pay you back

[carla @carlazzone]

things better than ❌ichigan: when you forget to cancel a free trial and get charged

[carla @carlazzone]

things better than ❌ichigan: the gross water that comes out of a bottle of mustard if you don't shake it enough