carlbevan

Cardiff landscape Artist and drummer of 60ft Dolls. Buy art at

[carlbevan @carlbevan]

@jdminiatures @Anthony_V_Bruno @EuropeInvasionn @Keir_Starmer It's your fault. You voted for Brexit. This lit the fuse for a united Ireland 👏🤡

[carlbevan @carlbevan]

I chase heem, I baite heem, hee taisty, goode boye peach

[Sandford Police Commentary @Sandford_Police]

We can confirm a Police Dog has been suspended from active duties following an incident at a mostly peaceful far-central-rightish protest

[carlbevan @carlbevan]

Me and this painting stood toe to toe and took turns hoofing each other in the jersey royals for 4 weeks. It lost. I won. I still have 1/3 of a spud left! 🖕 you painting. Hi @penarthmarina sorry changed "Mair" to "on my ship, the Rocinante" @rushtheband https://t.co/OUm8Af9dhD🐬

[carlbevan @carlbevan]

@Maranatha7774 No, maratha, it means Trump Is the antichrist. 666 is his number, god threw the bullet that should have killed him into a retired firefighter and took his life instead. It also means you have some serious evolving to do, cognitively. Come on mudskipper, grown some arms.

[carlbevan @carlbevan]

@Maranatha7774 Here's a bible verse for you - Revelations 13:3.... One of the heads of the beast seemed to have had a fatal wound, but the fatal wound had been healed. The whole world was filled with wonder and followed the beast.

[carlbevan @carlbevan]

@GBlayney @Olympics Vanessa Parasis eating live sparrows under a bed sheet. Eddie Mitchell, the French @cliffrichard, where is he? Ring me France I got ideas 🤙

[carlbevan @carlbevan]

@elonmusk Fun fact.. That's an anagram of REVAMP CUNT

[Gareth Blayney @GBlayney]

Thrilled to have made this for the commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius.

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

Jacob Rees-Mogg is no longer a Tory MP after Labour won his seat last night.

The wise guys of the Conservative Party have run out of road.

[carlbevan @carlbevan]

Come and have a glass of warm medium quality Aldi prosecco with me at 6:30pm for opening night @RiverfrontArts for my 2024 collection. 14 original paintings on show, runs for whole of July, cheers 🥂😍

[carlbevan @carlbevan]

@IndiaStephenson @Nigel_Farage @reformparty_uk Yo... Just had a word with Jesus.. He said he doesn't want anything to do with you. Also he was a brown man. You probably wouldn't like him if you met him. Also he said.. read your fucking BIBLE and he's really looking forward to sending you to hell for rejecting his teachings ✝️

[carlbevan @carlbevan]

@carolvorders @peterjukes So incompetent they couldn't even manage a bit of BASIC bookie fraud. Embarrassing

[carlbevan @carlbevan]

@heretic101 Wishing you a speedy recovery Monsieur! 😘

[carlbevan @carlbevan]

@rustyrockets I think God wants you to reflect on 1 Samuel 18, verse 27 brother

[Llamau @LlamauUK]

What an incredible achievement! 🎉🙌 Everyone that helped the Art, Rock and Roll charity auction did an absolutely fantastic job, your combined effort will make a permanent impact to the fight against youth homelessness in Wales 🫶 Special thanks to @carlbevan for choosing to be a hero in every sense of the word by putting this together.

[carlbevan @carlbevan]

@AndrewRTDavies https://t.co/jjMSTGFt8x

[carlbevan @carlbevan]

Hi @Pixar can we meet? @netflix are booting my door down but prefer to work with you (zoom is fine) to discuss a 5 movie franchise? Also do you have the technology to reanimate the following for voice acting? Clive Dunn, Ivor Cutler, Charles Hawtree. Is @VinnieJones65 free? 🤠