Carl Blauvelt

I like to be positive and hopefully be funny occasionally. 55 yr old fat white guy. Be kind when you can.

[Carl Blauvelt @carlblauvelt]

https://t.co/cEdQRU8aDi

[Carl Blauvelt @carlblauvelt]

@tweetsandboobs I ended up in the hospital with pneumonia myself. Be careful.

[Carl Blauvelt @carlblauvelt]

Ended up in the hospital with pneumonia this week. Getting old sucks ass.

[Carl Blauvelt @carlblauvelt]

@LouDPhillips watching you in a Blindspot episode. You're everywhere man, everywhere. 😜

[Carl Blauvelt @carlblauvelt]

@tweetsandboobs I think he won't live to finish this term. Either poor health or some wack job will take him out.

[Winter @LeftyWinter]

Who made this?

[Katie @katiebugbaby1]

Who made this ? It's perfect 😉

[Carl Blauvelt @carlblauvelt]

@lulubeans42 Means to steal.

[Carl Blauvelt @carlblauvelt]

@angel_0f_deathx @heyyguido This tells me more about you than anything else you could post. 😜

[Carl Blauvelt @carlblauvelt]

@tweetsandboobs He sounds like a lovely Pagan boy. Keep it up and soon he will be quoting the Havamal. 😉

[Carl Blauvelt @carlblauvelt]

@Testimony_Gift

[Carl Blauvelt @carlblauvelt]

@tweetsandboobs Had a conversation with my 6 yr old granddaughter about the difference between "mad" and "Bad" people and now she is calling everyone "Mad". I created a monster.

[Carl Blauvelt @carlblauvelt]

@kitty_bit_games

[Carl Blauvelt @carlblauvelt]

@lulubeans42 I like it when people hate me cause I don't care. 🤪

[Carl Blauvelt @carlblauvelt]

@angel_0f_deathx @thirstyangel_x Sorry I'm following now. 🤪

[Carl Blauvelt @carlblauvelt]

@heyitscaseymae I dated an autistic woman back many moons ago.
it was awesome and terrifying at the same time. She laser focused and then all the sudden all over the place.

[Carl Blauvelt @carlblauvelt]

@StellaParton Feels like a Mel Brooks movie if he were depressed. 🫤

[Carl Blauvelt @carlblauvelt]

@tonyposnanski I met @LouDPhillips at a reading for one of his books. He was very personable and a joy to interact with the entire time. Go to the gym. 🤪😉🤪

[Carl Blauvelt @carlblauvelt]

@halleberry I am 56 yrs old and not once in my life have I ever seen Miss Berry look anything less than a cool slice of Tiramisu. Smooth and so delicious. Miss Berry you so special. Thank you for being you. 😉

[Carl Blauvelt @carlblauvelt]

@tweetsandboobs You better encourage such creativity!!!! 🤪😉🤪

[Carl Blauvelt @carlblauvelt]

@heyitscaseymae Sand fleas tickle your special places and make you randy. 😉