Carl Gardner

[Carl Gardner @CarlDapper]

Wish tay didnt have to leave my bed this morning :(

[Carl Gardner @CarlDapper]

What's funnier is you live in the foyer!

[Carl Gardner @CarlDapper]

@AbbyBunnie not quite love, actually look at yourself, you look like a crack head, Im ill and my baby's looking after me, grow uP you child!

[Tayla Howard @TaylaHoward2]

Such a pretty little thing, so much prettier without me

[Carl Gardner @CarlDapper]

Ahhh my weekend begins! To meet the lady, then off to get rather messy and rave the fuck out till early hours! I love the weekends!!

[Carl Gardner @CarlDapper]

I actually can't be assed with children anymore, If you ain't 19+ fuck off out of my life and find someone else to score from, from now on

[Carl Gardner @CarlDapper]

Why you bein a gash face for?!

[Carl Gardner @CarlDapper]

This last hour needs to wiggle it's Lil ass up! Just fell asleep on my desk, to be rudely awoken by a customer!! The nerve...

[Carl Gardner @CarlDapper]

Question... Do I look like Stephen fry? Some old dorris just said it to me like it's a compliment!!

[Carl Gardner @CarlDapper]

@Stephhhhhhh2 you know where I am...

[Carl Gardner @CarlDapper]

@buddytwatter i had to join the twittor hype! How you doin man? Been like a week!

[Carl Gardner @CarlDapper]

There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues.

[Carl Gardner @CarlDapper]

So there's me, just jammin outside gregs as you do on lunch, when some dude bowls up to me and is like yo man, you know where gregs is?....

[Stephhhhhhh @Stephhhhhhh2]

I want to bé the reason why all lesbians hate dick.

[Carl Gardner @CarlDapper]

P.s what makes my day, seeing people that take self shots, and you're just like... NO FAM, JUST NO. What were you thinking?

[Carl Gardner @CarlDapper]

Today I will mostly be... Crying inside on the return to work! Wish I could earn a living just by being awesome and getting high all day!

[Carl Gardner @CarlDapper]

@AbbyBunnie keepIng it real...

[Carl Gardner @CarlDapper]

Just posted a photo http://t.co/LByohxww