carlcream

she/her head empty

[carlcream @carldsquirt1]

Yo what happened to social distancing get off my arse

[carlcream @carldsquirt1]

Me summer

[carlcream @carldsquirt1]

Certified crop duster

[carlcream @carldsquirt1]

Gimme rob I can fix him #loveislandusa

[ghost . . @sulky80715248]

you always tweak the most before you lock in the hardest

[Slowpoke guy @AvengingDrake78]

Weather so nice i broke out my 13 piece patio set

[carlcream @carldsquirt1]

night consisted of mall cop chasing us, peeing in bush, losing car 🙄🤪i have purse (:

[carlcream @carldsquirt1]

never am i ever letting a man navigate again

[carlcream @carldsquirt1]

certified job hopper :/

[carlcream @carldsquirt1]

got a message from my work chat saying the bar keys are in the river and then 3 people were removed from the chat 💀

[carlcream @carldsquirt1]

entering a lana era

[carlcream @carldsquirt1]

these are my confessions

[carlcream @carldsquirt1]

y’all weren’t kidding with the 10 year olds in sephora

[carlcream @carldsquirt1]

it’s amazing how disrespectful old people can be? wtf

[carlcream @carldsquirt1]

my grandma gave me a fire blanket for christmas

[carlcream @carldsquirt1]

fuck moguls wtf

[carlcream @carldsquirt1]

i just slip and trip all the fcking time

[carlcream @carldsquirt1]

i am just so unathletic it pisses me off

[carlcream @carldsquirt1]

@ceoofjoebiden so does jakobe i asked him 💀

[carlcream @carldsquirt1]

getting your oil changed is so embarrassing