On our senior prom night we rented a party bus. It came an hour late and by the time it picked us up we were all wasted. We ended up sleeping on the seats for the last hour of our party bus rental. #PromFail
Me dancing in a club and kissing a girl and finding out she has a penis and then her boyfriend gets mad and picks a fight with me and I fight back so his goons attack and then I kick EVERYONE’S ass. #acting