*a few seconds of silence at Thanksgiving dinner*
me:
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
My uncle:
“Why’s everyone so quiet? Must be enjoying the meal right ha”
Should me and Seth hang the water color painting my sister has spent the day working on in our kitchen? To give some context, it’s of a rat in a chef’s hat that says “Anyone Can Cook.” You should be familiar with it if you’ve seen the film Ratatouille.
me in tennessee: tennessee is boring lol
me anywhere else: tennessee is God’s gift to the south and the greatest state in the union. i learned how to brew sweet tea before i could walk. my mother is dolly parton and my father is a moon pie.