Carly Kraska

real G’s move in silence like lasagna

[Carly Kraska @carleezyy]

both papa johns and chipotle text me on the daily... and they don't know about each other. It's hard to stay loyal when papa keeps throwin these coupons at me but I live across the street from chip

[Carly Kraska @carleezyy]

@ChrisKlemmer Do you even know how to work a laptop??

[Carly Kraska @carleezyy]

Had a dream last night that @ChrisKlemmer broke into my house and tried to steal my laptop. I’m still pissed about it.

[Carly Kraska @carleezyy]

@TomScibelli where did you get this shirt? I need to have it

[Carly Kraska @carleezyy]

How do I get a couch like this? I need it. @stoolpresidente @BFFsPod @raisingcanes

[Carly Kraska @carleezyy]

@liveeventslisa @BarstoolBigCat @MarieKondo Unbelievable.

[Carly Kraska @carleezyy]

Still miss it 🤍

[Carly Kraska @carleezyy]

Is icing people still a thing? Bc I really miss it

[Carly Kraska @carleezyy]

If you have to pay for chips and salsa at a Mexican restaurant, I don’t want it.

[Carly Kraska @carleezyy]

This song will always slap
https://t.co/KQQk7ELRlx

[Carly Kraska @carleezyy]

@tacobell bring back the carmel apple empanada

[Carly Kraska @carleezyy]

Whoever invented popcorn ceilings sucks.

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

I smell like heaven bitch!!!

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

Now that I’m retired I have time to go see @80forBrady four separate times today.

[Tommy Smokes @TomScibelli]

Full Smokes Show Season 1 finale here
https://t.co/2n0fqF7TLP

[Carly Kraska @carleezyy]

@TomScibelli Absolute genius work @TomScibelli !!! Stock is thru the roof 📈📈📈

[Carly Kraska @carleezyy]

@lilsasquatch66 see u 2nite

[Carly Kraska @carleezyy]

It’s 6:42 am and I want an Irish car bomb. Happy Monday.

[Carly Kraska @carleezyy]

Is St. Louis the only place where people wave “thank you” and “you’re welcome” when someone lets you in on the highway??

[Carly Kraska @carleezyy]

Is icing people still a thing? Bc I really miss it

[Carly Kraska @carleezyy]

Low key terrified that McDonald’s responded to my tweet.

[Carly Kraska @carleezyy]

I think it’s ridiculous that McDonald’s sells breakfast all day but I can’t get a cheeseburger at 8 am. That’s all. Happy Thursday.