bees

oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

[bees @carlermilson]

Dickie Roberts ass title.

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Werner Herzog’s ‘BUCKING FASTARD’ starring Rooney and Kate Mara will premiere at the 2026 Venice Film Festival.

Based on the true story of two inseparable twin sisters, “Joan” and “Jean” who live on the fringes of society.

[bees @carlermilson]

The feral excitement, the slack-jawed hypnotism… this is the closest we ever got to Broprah.

[OLEG BOLTMAN @ElHijoDelSimon]

another great Emeril clip here as, based on some of these reaction shots, he invents putting a lime or lemon in your beer for some of these fellas

[bees @carlermilson]

wrapped a hot dog in lettuce call that diarrhea and frank

[bees @carlermilson]

@Nocapmedia General rule for everyone don’t swing if you don’t wanna be swung.

[bees @carlermilson]

@TreeBarkAgain “Throw cosh into the wind” - Sean Jordan

[bees @carlermilson]

@davidgross_man when he hit this pose that’s when I knew he wasn’t fucking around

[bees @carlermilson]

I love that he’s the god of the sport but the announcers have no problem dunking on him for being short, people in stands crying and they’re just like “absolute brilliance from the Argentinian midget”

[bees @carlermilson]

when they see me doing 56 in a 55.

[brundolf @brundolfsmith]

Just saw a highway sign that said "speed limit enforced by aircraft", and I can't possibly imagine what that would mean

[bees @carlermilson]

her husband

[domestic grace @holyhomemaking]

was asking my husband if he cared about the baby shower theme and he was like what is that? do you mean like space or like mafia themed? and now he wont let go of the mafia idea. he says the invitations would say "welcome a new member of the family" and we could do italian food

[bees @carlermilson]

Bad take they are primed to be the best villain the NBA has seen since the 90s Pistons the Knicks the Spurs are the peoples’ champ OKC is the flopping corny front runners it’s going perfectly.

[Ben @hoopsdunker32]

The nba is fumbling the Thunder like crazy btw. There should be 50 million bandwagon fans and instead the entire universe hates them.

[bees @carlermilson]

So MLS is where washed up premiere league guys go so is it like going to China for NBA players like when a premiere league guy starts sucking is everyone like “better start learning English.”

[bees @carlermilson]

“afoot” and “at hand” shouldn’t mean the same thing

[bees @carlermilson]

“I’m on my period.”
“Ok.”
Her for no reason:

[🦢 @damnidc__]

Faking your period in front of your man because you don't want to have sex is the worst feeling ever.

[bees @carlermilson]

“This is a light which is perfect for when it gets dark” thank you professor scientist

[Quality Learing Center @qualitylearnc]

Do people really pay thousands of dollars to do this at Coachella

[bees @carlermilson]

it makes too much sense that the UFC guy’s response to any level of nuanced conversation is to punch it in the face.

[Championship Rounds @ChampRDS]

Dana White reacts to fans complaining about the UFC using AI for promo videos:

"Give me a f*cking break. AI is coming, and if we're using AI who gives a sh*t. People are upset, and we should use artists?

How about this. Shut the f*ck up and watch the fights."

[bees @carlermilson]

after watching this I think Covid fucked up kids in their formative social development years more than we realize and we might have a generation of psychopaths on our hands

[Gizmo 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @basedgizmo]

I know we don’t like Andrew Callaghan (justifiably) but his interview with Clavicular genuinely made me gasp aloud it’s worse than anything in the Theroux manosphere doc

[Pearl Rose @hipearlrose]

you gotta be strangermaxxing you gotta be chatting up random people as much as you can. Big Individual lobby doesnt want you to, but that is why you must

[bees @carlermilson]

mambo no. 5 is a jungle book ass song

[bees @carlermilson]

my uncle updated his profile pic, they’re saying it’s the clearest photo of him in sunglasses sitting in his car to date

[bees @carlermilson]

Steph hits 3 in a row and his team starts giving him every possession but people acting outraged they were feeding the guy w 70 🙃