carley rae

Life is short... Buy the shoes

[carley rae @carley_blitz]

Thomas Rhett literally dropped an entire album about how obsessed he is with his wife.. god DAMN

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

it often seems. like the human is jealous of me. because of how happy i get. about the simplest things. i don’t know how to tell them. they can do that too

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i have misplaced my name tag. it must have fallen off during my walk earlier. i am now completely unidentifiable. i can be whoever i want. i am mysterious

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

rest easy Halo

[chelsea cutler @chelseacutler]

ok i am officially GASSED about my new album

[chelsea cutler @chelseacutler]

i really love pasta

[Jamila Robinson @JamilaRobinson]

When I say “last year,” I’m talking about 2019.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

just a heads up. i will be running around the house. as fast as possible. for the next 15 seconds. i will have no regard for furniture. or any individuals in my way. when i am done. do not ask me why i have done this. because i do not know

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i can tell. when the human’s heart rate goes up. it really stresses me out. so if we could all try to have a nice. boring week. that would be best. for both of us

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

it appears you have loaded the dishwasher without me. do you not need my services anymore. did you lick the plates yourself. this is a disaster

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

we are approaching the time of year. when humans look back. and think about. what they could have done better. not me though. i was perfect

[Schitt's Creek (Pop) @SchittsCreekPop]

The mantra of 2020:

[HanSue Gloger @hansuewilson]

Did daylight savings seem like it hit different this year? And by different I mean worse than usual

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

there is a pumpkin. on the neighbor’s porch. that did not have a face yesterday. but today they have a face. that is spooky. and i will be avoiding it

[carley rae @carley_blitz]

@sabrina_saturno YESSSSS

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human is in a rush to leave. and needs me to use the bathroom. as quick as i can. but i have not trained for this. and historically. i do not perform well under pressure

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

everybody used to smile at me. when i passed them on my walks. but now i can’t tell if they are or not. i hope they still are

[✮LAUREN LABLUE✮ @lauren_lablue]

let this sink in: we all made someone better for someone else

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

apparently. my stuffed fren sebastian smells bad. so he will be spending the night in the spinny bath. which means the human and i. will be spending the night. next to the spinny bath. so nobody is alone

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

it is never too late. to go back to bed

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i worked. so. hard. to get the squeaker out of that toy. and you just. threw it away