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cont. bacc pain

[trash jones @jzux]

my mom taught me to say “not my circus, not my monkeys” when some crazy shit someone was doing wasn’t my business. but when my friends are doing crazy shit it’s tough. bc I’m like that’s not my circus… but that’s MY monkey

[trish @ultragloss]

they should invent an eighth day of the week completely dedicated to watching movies with ur friends

[🌽Actual Jake @ActualCorn]

It's so good every single time 🔥

[esl @eslnxpu]

I don’t miss much about office culture but I do miss soft launching calling-in sick by complaining about your throat on a Tuesday

[darling nikki 🪩 @stickibikki]

no mom you don’t understand. my friends and I have to be the best dressed at the bar

[🐌 @Wheeema]

sometimes I'm late because I sit like this for a long time

[LJ 👩🏻‍🦰🍒🪐 @crotchner2]

slur? i think you’ll find i pronounced it very clearly

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

this is the white girl version of sneaker collection

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

when me and friends say the same thing at the same time

[the elder emo @theelderemox]

me on November 1st

[Amanda Brooke Perrin @brookeperrin]

The vet called my 7 yr old dog a “senior” today which is impossible because she’s just a baby?? like… she & i discuss it often abt how she is just a tiny little baby … ??