Carley Rayer

[Carley Rayer @carleyrayer]

@abc7chriscristi @ABC7 @_cathill

[ivy lee @Olivia_50537]

Tequila be like “I know a spot” then take you to the grave

[Carley Rayer @carleyrayer]

Why do American Eagle jeans smell like that??

[Carley Rayer @carleyrayer]

“Can you just have a type that looks like they don’t belong in jail? You’re worthy of a guy to be borderline but at least keep them out of the penitentiary”

[Carley Rayer @carleyrayer]

Why does 1 drink always always always turn into 12

[Carley Rayer @carleyrayer]

I’ve never been so excited to fry my body in a tanning bed before

[Carley Rayer @carleyrayer]

@_cathill @Esteban_Cologne I’m so concerned

[Carley Rayer @carleyrayer]

I’m so embarrassing it’s actually painful at this point

[Carley Rayer @carleyrayer]

@Jriveee Mentally, yes.

[Carley Rayer @carleyrayer]

I used to talk to this guy that referred to himself as Kodak tan because he worshipped the ground Kodak black walked on and he was Puerto Rican and like.....why the fuck do I continuously ignore these red flags

[Carley Rayer @carleyrayer]

@andreyakopy94 🙃 you got me there

[Carley Rayer @carleyrayer]

My bff, my go to, ride or fricken die really sold it to me when she said it feels liberating to text your ex “go fuck yourself” when you’re drunk and mad. Simple and to the point. I can assure you it’s super embarrassing the next morning...just delete his number😅

[Carley Rayer @carleyrayer]

@BellaGraziella_ I KNOW you rehearsed that shit a week prior to make sure it was perfect for your big debut!

[Carley Rayer @carleyrayer]

@BellaGraziella_ @andreyakopy94 I am laughing so fucking hard

[Carley Rayer @carleyrayer]

Sometimes I look through my tweets and actually laugh out loud because I truly am so fucking funny.

[Carley Rayer @carleyrayer]

@nat_zeller @andreyakopy94 @BellaGraziella_ I will be partaking in this as well

[tim hell. @itsTimHell]

I’m truly beyond words. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Carley Rayer @carleyrayer]

@tar_stick5 Only as long as it’s a blue and red slushy

[Carley Rayer @carleyrayer]

Got up today, was so ready for a good leg day at the gym, got there and in the middle of my second set of squats I remembered how much better life was this morning in bed, with no pants on and I reracked those weights so damn fast