carley schumann

do what makes you happy | ♌️

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like I can’t be saved

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Here’s what it really represents:

47th in education
45th in healthcare
44th in median household income
43rd in life expectancy
1st in incarceration rate
2nd in teen pregnancy
3rd in reliance on federal aid

So yeah — God bless Oklahoma. Y’all need it.

[carley schumann @carleyschumann]

@evanjames_wx 2 chickens 😘😘

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

Hello sharks today I am asking for $500 000 to enjoy my summer

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

BLOCKED FIELD GOAL!!! BLOCKED FIELD GOAL!!!

WE'RE STILL UNDEFEATED, CHIEFS KINGDOM!!!!!!

[best of twilight @archivetwilight]

hello november

[Blu Hydrangea @BluHydrangea_]

I hate gay halloween what do you mean you’re babs from chicken run 🧶🍗

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

this kitten dressed as freddy kruger won best kitten costume 😂 😭

[head taybrina⸆⸉🩰 @headtaybrina]

i hate gay halloween what do you mean you’re the post it carrie bradshaw’s boyfriend used to break up with her

[ethan @sabpantheress]

hilary commented on sabrina’s post😭😭😭

[TF ❤️‍🔥 @taylorfest13]

i know a vodka cran at arrowhead hates to see taylor coming

[whitney @its_whitney]

this is the photo. this is the one.

[Billy Mays III @infinitethird]

lol just got to pittsburgh and someone left oxiclean at my dad’s grave

[SLIM 🫧 @_slimarella_]

i hate when i get so overwhelmed with what’s going on around me i start unintentionally being mean. it’s my biggest ick about myself like calm down ms. attitude.

[carley schumann @carleyschumann]

@evanjames_wx She’s an expert 😌

[lily @c0wgirlonline]

why do you have to do laundry and go to the grocery store every week also how often am i supposed to be blinking