carley jackson

#girlmom #wifey #rn

[carley jackson @carleyyjackson]

@shybesellin This is crazy I just happened to get on and see this….. but uhhhh when did Twitter change to X?? 🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[carley jackson @carleyyjackson]

@shybesellin I’d blame the diving board. It was looking hard, had no spring in it 🤣🤣

[carley jackson @carleyyjackson]

I wish I knew what tweet it was that pushed people over the edge and made them hit that unfollow button 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[carley jackson @carleyyjackson]

@shybesellin Lmaooo I stg I was scrolling through at the lake besides hunter’s uncle and someone retweeted a whole ass prop up by a sink and both his eye brows just shot up while I exited this app as fast as I could. I hate it here

[carley jackson @carleyyjackson]

@shybesellin And I never logged out just turned my notifications off cause the only thing I see on my TL is celebrities and only fan accounts 🙃🙃🙃 help me.

[carley jackson @carleyyjackson]

@shybesellin Get out. 🤣🤣🤣

[carley jackson @carleyyjackson]

Attempting to take family pictures for the last 24 hours has shown me one thing.

I need to lose some fucking weight 🥲

[carley jackson @carleyyjackson]

Huntley went to sleep at 5:15 yesterday after school and slept till 6:30 this morning. 🤪 must be nice.

[carley jackson @carleyyjackson]

@moss_marcie 👀 prob seeing your nieces sing you a happy early birthday did it too 🤣☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[carley jackson @carleyyjackson]

Koe’s new album is the bombbbbb. 😜

[carley jackson @carleyyjackson]

@ErranNewberry It’s just too early for that kinda stuff, idk why they wanna start the day off yelling 🫠

[carley jackson @carleyyjackson]

My kids wake up ready to argue with me and each other. I don’t get it.

[carley jackson @carleyyjackson]

Constantly wondering what has happened to my parents 🤣🤣🤣

[carley jackson @carleyyjackson]

@WhitneyGeorge97 Lmaooooooo NO

[carley jackson @carleyyjackson]

Hunter looked at my fresh list of baby names and didn’t like a single one.

[carley jackson @carleyyjackson]

In 3 weeks I’ll have a 5 year old 🥹

[carley jackson @carleyyjackson]

If you see a movie on Netflix with Samuel L Jackson and Elizabeth Olsen in it, keep scrolling… do no watch it for the love of all that’s holy.

[carley jackson @carleyyjackson]

@shybesellin Fuck em. Do it !!!!!!!!!!!!

[carley jackson @carleyyjackson]

Light up character shoes are the bane of my existence 😒

I just gotta keep telling myself it’s only for a few years

[carley jackson @carleyyjackson]

@shybesellin Set yourself up for that one ☠️ your kids are savages