STEEZE🫳

[STEEZE🫳 @carlgnarledge]

I’m listening to avenged sevenfold as a punishment for myself because I fucked it all up. Agin. Fuck my life

[STEEZE🫳 @carlgnarledge]

@kristyson_ I can be your knight in shining armor

[STEEZE🫳 @carlgnarledge]

As a vegan I can’t get down with fishing bitch.. but I used to really like river monsters the show

[STEEZE🫳 @carlgnarledge]

I don’t drink French vanilla it’s all part of a bit. It’s a reference you probably wouldn’t get it.

[STEEZE🫳 @carlgnarledge]

French vanilla… Maybe if I’m lucky, She’ll put a liiiiiiiittle bit of extra love into it to make sure I get my moneys worth 😄

[STEEZE🫳 @carlgnarledge]

Have you guys heard of the corona virus? It’s getting pretty big hey?

[STEEZE🫳 @carlgnarledge]

Saw someone make a post about being “edge lite” thought they were joking but they were dead serious. Kill yourself lil bro

[STEEZE🫳 @carlgnarledge]

Keep flexing your muscles you feeble mined cretin. I’m busy flexing my fucking mind you bastard !

[STEEZE🫳 @carlgnarledge]

Why is your death so familiar? I swear I’ve seen it before

[STEEZE🫳 @carlgnarledge]

Let’s reform the Ottoman Empire 🔥

[STEEZE🫳 @carlgnarledge]

I had a dream I had 6 toes on one foot

[STEEZE🫳 @carlgnarledge]

Gonna play bloons🔥

[STEEZE🫳 @carlgnarledge]

@badmnkeycaramel Sniper monkey

[STEEZE🫳 @carlgnarledge]

The hawk tuah thing was never funny bruh do people really have such boring lives and such boring friends like I hear funnier stuff like 5x a day that’s literally the tamest thing I’ve ever seen bro like come on why has this been a thing for weeks

[STEEZE🫳 @carlgnarledge]

Sipping some top notch apple juice from this sippy cup. Watching bluey

[STEEZE🫳 @carlgnarledge]

Every person I know who likes the new overproduced ass knocked loose album are just dudes who were into surface level metal like 2 years ago and would say shit like “no karate in the pit”

[STEEZE🫳 @carlgnarledge]

@termitef00d I don’t know

[STEEZE🫳 @carlgnarledge]

I have a master plan to hoard copies of “feeding tube” by new flesh in order to use them to build a powerful device

[STEEZE🫳 @carlgnarledge]

Apple pie

[STEEZE🫳 @carlgnarledge]

Inspector gadget jacks off with his gadgets He is inspecting his gadget with his gadgets (touching his peanits with his gadjet!)