Carl “The Cannon” Goldstein

Tulane ΑΕΠ New Member Education ‘97 | ΚΚΓ Specialist | Viagra connoisseur | Divorced in ‘09 | 3X DWI | Married to the Game

[Carl “The Cannon” Goldstein @carlgoldstein00]

Apparently I can’t tell the bartender to show me the monkey. What happened to this country? @tricky_trixie_ @gypsietypsie

[Carl “The Cannon” Goldstein @carlgoldstein00]

@bradfrank007 The amount of sex bots that follow you is alarming. Please go to SA.

Your friend,

The Cannon

[Carl “The Cannon” Goldstein @carlgoldstein00]

@bradfrank007 Nah. But your boy has some nice tits.

[Carl “The Cannon” Goldstein @carlgoldstein00]

The liberal mind cannot comprehend. Happy birthday America. #fucktheleft

[Carl “The Cannon” Goldstein @carlgoldstein00]

@CoachMcBurner Coach,

You you need to check your glasses prescription.

Your humble companion,

The Cannon

[Carl “The Cannon” Goldstein @carlgoldstein00]

@coachphilwestin My fat ass will be going straight to Auntie Anne’s. Then I will take a very precisioned turn to Peter.

[Carl “The Cannon” Goldstein @carlgoldstein00]

@chetkkrutk95 Dear Chet,

I know you were a left side demon. You Muggsy Bogues lookin motherfucker.

Your friend,

The cannon

[Carl “The Cannon” Goldstein @carlgoldstein00]

Been in corporate America for 2 weeks and I already get why Bill Clinton risked it all at work. Man was just trying to feel something between HR trainings.

[Carl “The Cannon” Goldstein @carlgoldstein00]

@barbraspinks Babs,

I think you hooked up with a third grader.

your friend,

The cannon

[Carl “The Cannon” Goldstein @carlgoldstein00]

@bradfrank007 @Mofoman360 Dear Brad,

Glad I’m on your mind.

Your humble companion,

The Cannon

[Carl “The Cannon” Goldstein @carlgoldstein00]

@bradfrank007 Dear Brad,

Put the drink down and work on your grammar.

Your humble companion,

The Cannon

[Carl “The Cannon” Goldstein @carlgoldstein00]

@Pingusbeer Dear pingus,

I do too. I was just absolutely rinsed.

Your friend,

The Cannon

[Carl “The Cannon” Goldstein @carlgoldstein00]

Logies this Logies that. How does it feel to be in the presence of a respected 30 follower burner? Fuck the left #expand

[Carl “The Cannon” Goldstein @carlgoldstein00]

@auntielonore My love,

There is always OnlyFans.

Yours Truly,

The Cannon

[Carl “The Cannon” Goldstein @carlgoldstein00]

@bigdugcum Nice psychology paper

[Carl “The Cannon” Goldstein @carlgoldstein00]

@bradfrank007 Dear Tiger,

Have a night my friend. You deserve it.

Your humble companion,

The Cannon

[Carl “The Cannon” Goldstein @carlgoldstein00]

@Bigmacrednexk Dear Ted,

Justice demanded it. Your reputation is fucked.

Yours truly,

The Cannon

[Carl “The Cannon” Goldstein @carlgoldstein00]

My last two brain cells packed up and left when I saw “Slide Darty” on this sign. I gouged my eyes out with a broken bottle of dos, and begged the bouncer to knock me the fuck out with the fog machine. #shrink #pikappaphag

[Carl “The Cannon” Goldstein @carlgoldstein00]

@West_columbiasc Have a night kid.

[Carl “The Cannon” Goldstein @carlgoldstein00]

@EvilRattler Shrink into oblivion