Keyser Söze

Syracuse Grad. Baltimore City College Grad. 4 F’s 🏆

[Keyser Söze @carlgotbands]

“I have A Bachelor’s Degree”
Jobs:

[Knicks Union 🗽 @knicks_union]

Everything Mikal said on his drunk IG live today 😂

• Shouted out Atlanta for pissing him off and turning him up

• Called Ariel Hukporti “35” and joked that he lied on his birth certificate

• Called Jalen Brunson the GOAT and said his big-ass head needs a statue.

• Referred to Victor Wembanyama as the “French Prince N****"

• Called KAT a “big foot ass n****"

• Said Yabusele is a savage for dunking on LeBron.

• Confirmed that Dolan told the team not to have sex for 10 weeks.

• Told Dolan to build a practice facility in the city.

• Admitted he could’ve played better and still has more to prove.

• Said he wishes he was in the room when Coldplay made “Lost!”

• Said Brunson and the Knicks are “ready for another run.”

• Said Leon Rose changed the culture and organization.

• Said Becky Hammon’s “1A” comments fueled Brunson to win a chip

• Called Chris Paul a troll for sending him a Nets football helmet after he got traded and called him an “old ass n****"

[ya boy pablo sanchez @yaboypabIo]

ngl i was faded lmao

[kordell @lledrook]

jayson tatum gonna throw his phone when he sees this

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

New Yorkers looking for spurs fans after the game

[©©™ @ImSimplyCC]

they gon have you in the middle of times square like this

[The HEAT Realm @WadexFlash]

You can kill the man, but not the idea…

[Chris Duel @ChrisDuel]

It's the 1993-94 season and Wake Forest has a promising young freshman named Tim Duncan. Also on that team is a back-up sophomore guard named Stacey Castle. Tim Duncan would go on to college and NBA greatness. While the NBA wasn't in Stacey Castle's future, fatherhood was.

In 2004, Stacey's son Stephon Javonte Castle was born. You know the rest.

#Spurs #SanAntonio #WakeForest #TimDuncan #StephCastle #StephonCastle #NBA #NBAFinals #GoSpursGo #PorVida

[🌧️ @wstgoat7]

Someone just perfectly threw an egg at Wemby LMFAOOO

[Vandal @BEEHIGHB]

OKAY I’M CRYING HE NOT EVEN JOKING NIGGA LEGIT MAD AS FUCK LMAO

[Miles @mtvsthewrld_]

Son look at the difference between him & everyone else

[David Pollack @davidpollack47]

Dudes rule

[Zara @zaracraves]

let her be mystique lol

[danisha carter @danishacarterr]

sounds like two people responsible and self-aware enough to know what they’re equipped to handle, and opted to avoid bringing a child into the world who would suffer and they would resent. 🤷🏾‍♀️