Carli Rhoades

Actor, Activist, Puppet-lover, Unicorn-Raiser, Ghostbuster, Cat Mom.
#ReclaimPride

[Carli Rhoades @carli_queue]

"Alright I s'pose."
-traditional Minnesotan good-bye

[Carli Rhoades @carli_queue]

Me @ breakfast: What is WITH this ungodly amount of cream cheese?! *Scrapes off*
Me when I leave NYC: Ugh PLEASE add the customary 2 INCHES of SCHMEAR to my bagel!!!!🙄🙄🙄

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Okay this is LA’s #BlackLivesMatter protest today.

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

Nine members of Minneapolis' city council — a veto-proof majority — say they'll start the process of defunding and dismantling the police department
https://t.co/mAWBGAn5Pd

[Colorado Times Recorder @COTimesRecorder]

Incredible scene at Colorado’s Capitol right now. Thousands of protesters are lying face down with their hands behind their backs chanting “I can’t breathe.” They’re doing this for 9 mins. #copolitics #denverprotest #GeorgeFloyd

[Andrew Solender @AndrewSolender]

Some protestors in Brooklyn calling to loot the Target, but organizers are rushing in front of the store to stop them, keep things non-violent #nycprotest

[Carli Rhoades @carli_queue]

#CoronaDiaries #Day35 Partner, from the kitchen, pulling dino nuggets out of the oven: "Ooh yeah. Look atcha, little dino angel babies. G'day!!" 😂❤️

[Anna Podolanczuk @AnnaPodolanczuk]

Today.

I told a 28 year old that he needs intubation. He was scared. Couldn’t breathe.

I told the wife of a 47 year old that he is dying over FaceTime.

I bronched a #COVID19 patient who mucous plugged. It saved his life. Risked mine.

[Carli Rhoades @carli_queue]

@LeShaker @AnnaRoisman You got it!!

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@LeShaker @AnnaRoisman After the Dyke March?? That's become my go-to place to take visitors in the village!

[Carli Rhoades @carli_queue]

@LeShaker @tatianamaslany @colleenehughes RIGHT?!?!!

[Carli Rhoades @carli_queue]

@LeShaker I'm a Libra and that's why I don't think I can make it to the meeting tonight. 😂😭

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: Amazon drops New York City as one of its new headquarter locations, will not search for another.

[Carli Rhoades @carli_queue]

To whoever is playing Destiny's Child's #Survivor on BLAST on my literal street corner, you got this 💪🏽

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Lip+hoops were inspired by Sonia Sotomayor, who was advised to wear neutral-colored nail polish to her confirmation hearings to avoid scrutiny. She kept her red.

Next time someone tells Bronx girls to take off their hoops, they can just say they’re dressing like a Congresswoman.

[Carli Rhoades @carli_queue]

What level of adulthood have I achieved if I'm considering darning a hole in my favorite comfy underpants so I don't have to buy new ones?

[Carli Rhoades @carli_queue]

Top Reasons I Need A Girlfriend:
3. Love and Affection
2. Mutual Emotional Support
1. So I Can Convince Her To Pluck My Eyebrows For Me So I Don't Have To Omg