carli 🤍

lil bit gangster lil bit crybaby

[carli 🤍 @carlibrianne_]

the ability to play the drums is the coolest thing to me

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

If you put Justin Bieber and Taylor in a room with a bunch of instruments, he would wash her. If you put them in a room with no instruments, and just their voices, he would wash her. If you put them on a stage to dance, he would wash her. Watch your mouth

[carli 🤍 @carlibrianne_]

it sucks that there’s such awful memories attached to wrecked by turnpike that i can’t even make it through the song bc it truly is a banger.

[carli 🤍 @carlibrianne_]

it’s whatever but why lie?

[Jaime @ViceAndVirtues_]

13 days until my mental health is in the hands of the Dallas Cowboys

[carli 🤍 @carlibrianne_]

@j_Garza4 u right don’t know why i asked

[carli 🤍 @carlibrianne_]

do u ever miss me ?

(referring to my “best friend” who ghosted me over a year ago)

[carli 🤍 @carlibrianne_]

“arrives today” is not good enough.. i need to see the trucks current location and miles per hour !!!

[carli 🤍 @carlibrianne_]

@BriMunoz_ you can keep mine for a weekend 🤣

[Parker McCollum @ParkerMcCollum]

Idk who needs to hear this, but ain’t nobody clickin on the link in your bio

[carli 🤍 @carlibrianne_]

me and mine don’t need the fake love. do what you need to do, we good over here.

[carli 🤍 @carlibrianne_]

we bringing babies or?

[Angelika🪬 @AngelikaNikolee]

Some one fly out to New York with me in 3 weeks

[carli 🤍 @carlibrianne_]

am i in a serious and stable relationship? yes

am i still going to listen to olivia rodrigo all the way to work?
also yes

[carli 🤍 @carlibrianne_]

i wore a cute romper today and the first thing my boyfriend is gunna say to me is “why are you wearing a onesie?”

i’m so done

[carli 🤍 @carlibrianne_]

now that im actually doing what i went to college for i would like the opportunity to redo my course evals because 0/10 prepared for this

[carli 🤍 @carlibrianne_]

high school: “do this work and if it’s late it’s a 0, they don’t take late work in college”

college: “tell me if you need more time or help or just don’t really wanna do it and we can work something out”

[carli 🤍 @carlibrianne_]

i only vibe with a payday

[mo⭒ @morpho444]

i see what our parents was talkin but when they said it’s always something

[carli 🤍 @carlibrianne_]

teaching second graders who haven’t been in school since kindergarten really has me driving home in silence every single day 💆🏼‍♀️