carls🫀

⊙ virgo ☽ sag ↑ libra | menace w @__kristeeen__

[carls🫀 @carlifayee]

damn i wish i would’ve been better with my money last year like im getting this year. i’m looking back like “where tf did all that money go?” 😭😭

[carls🫀 @carlifayee]

bf: we have a lot of animals
me: i’m not getting rid of any when we move in together
bf: get rid of? i want more!
🤣

[carls🫀 @carlifayee]

my bf said my love of sharks is funny to him. i’m autistic, what did you expect?

[Kamui 🐦‍🔥 @NotKamuiSry]

Bringing up powerscaling makes me want to make a thread on ALL of his feats because hes genuinely broken so here we are🧵:

Runs 22.7x faster than Robbie Rotten

[jynx @jynxbby]

when my yapping battery runs out and I just sit there like this

[jynx @jynxbby]

i know my period is coming up when i start feeling like this

[Must go faster! @JPAdventurer]

This is who you're asking to come into work tomorrow.

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

The sign said no solicitors

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

i feel like drinking bleach every time i see anything about one direction life was so simple and now i live paycheck to paycheck

[carls🫀 @carlifayee]

@gorielovestorie i’m proud of you too 💜

[carls🫀 @carlifayee]

@gorielovestorie i’ve been cali sober for like 2 months now & it’s so much better dude

[sincerely, ivy marie. 💫 🔜 D23 @sincerelyivy]

ITS THE FIRST DAY OF FALL. 🍂

[YANA 🫀 @otgyana]

sorry i can’t come out tonight i need 4-6 hours to decompress, smoke, admire my reflection , scroll on pinterest and play my favorite song 40x on repeat

[carls🫀 @carlifayee]

& he better put that kiss in his pocket !!

[Wesile Snipes @__sugarvenom]

And blow me kisses on video call

[ｋ @lawfulspice]

I like this one better

[💖 @twaniimals]

mood

[carls🫀 @carlifayee]

@JazZlike2w0bbl3 mommy?

[carls🫀 @carlifayee]

what’s 4+4?