𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕪

[•🐾Southpauz🐾 • @SouthpauzArt]

I hope the male loneliness epidemic eats you maga scum alive. I hope you feel a hole in your soul and feel unloved until your dying day. I hope you rot in your deathbed wondering why women looked at you like you had rabies your whole life as your eyes close for the last time.

[woo woo woman @witti_indi]

Tiramisu has gotten me out of some of the darkest times. The textures and flavors are so comforting and universal. It’s never let me down.

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

i would've believed it because i have a pure heart

[mensrea @HaSeongsRim]

got a crack pipe stuck in my new hokas 👍

[꩜ @laylology]

casual cruelty toward pigeons will be repaid tenfold in your next lifetime

[Brady @19brady9]

When I was a tiny baby a witch put a curse on me to eat chips

[Ali Woods @AliWoodsGigs]

Your parents randomly mentioning everyone’s race/ethnicity/religion in the story

[Monstro Elizadoo @JohnLoosWins]

FUN FACT: If Kamala Harris wins she will be the first president since Eisenhower that you can just queen out with

[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

I don’t feel insecure in my height but when I see someone else who’s also 5’2 I’m like ok well that looks ridiculous

[small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird]

teaching my 34 year old boyfriend the difference between right and wrong

[Fredo @FredoInDaCut995]

Me to everybody once I start getting a buzz:

[effortless and soulful pimp @funko_wop]

this fit was cold as hell goddamn

[cosmic cowgirl 🪩🤠 @blockhim2026]

When a man shares a YouTube link with you it’s a sign of respect in their culture

[𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕪 @carliflower_]

if you’re a girl you should get the option to sit by only girls on the airplane

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

when u break into a house to rob them but they watching shrek 2

[phage @clubmoss_]

Hop on in you can just move those over

[Gabrielle Drolet @gabrielledrolet]

every day the universe sends gifts to those who can’t appreciate them

[jo @whatsJo]

ＭＹ ＰＵＳＳＹＩＮ ＢＩＯ bots are like the house spiders of this app to me now. Existing alongside. Not bothering me. If they catch a man’s credit card info, well then that’s just their nature.