Carli Humphries

Stories + Strategy | Fashion • Beauty • Travel | “Never Knowingly Underdressed.”

[Carli Humphries @carlihumphries]

@hattiehattie Yes!

[Carli Humphries @carlihumphries]

I thought this was an extract from a new Jilly Cooper but Jilly writes too well for this to be hers.

[Martha Gill @Martha_Gill]

Tragic that Hilary Mantel is not here for this

[Carli Humphries @carlihumphries]

@poornabell You look gorgeous and amazing, and your book got me into strength training and lifting weights! 💪

[Carli Humphries @carlihumphries]

@HRWright @JamesRamsden_ I feel you are a Cos influencer @HRWright! I now have great cosy lounge trousers thanks to your fashion tweets.

[Carli Humphries @carlihumphries]

Good with words sure, but does she have anything to say? Introducing I Am Not A Muse… https://t.co/ClXWA7EECm @substack

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Daily affirmation: I am smart, capable and have perfect tits

[trash jones @jzux]

no i will NOT be reading your article on “60 easy dinners that take less than 30 minutes.” have you heard of cereal

[jim rose circus @jimrosecircus1]

I believe the main difference is that one will see you later and the other will see you in awhile. I could be wrong, I'm not a zoologist.

[Carli Humphries @carlihumphries]

@HGHRCHRDWRGHT Who is this magical unicorn client??!

[Miranda Keeling @MirandaKeeling]

Woman (receiving a massive hug from a friend she has just met): Hi! (she steps back and looks at her) Your human face! Your beautiful human face.

[Bonnie Tyler @BonnieTOfficial]

Page not found.. my web team think they're so funny.

[Carli Humphries @carlihumphries]

@bellamackie It was the first book I’d read in ages after a period of not being able to get into reading, and I read it in a week on holiday and loved it so much 💕

[Carli Humphries @carlihumphries]

@HRWright This is the perfect amount.

[Carli Humphries @carlihumphries]

@ES_Entrepreneur Congratulations!!

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

when the thirst trap is seen by the intended viewer

[Ellie Devine @LastGorgon]

Inside every woman is two wolves. One wolf want long gorgeous mermaid hair. The second wolf wants to just chop it all off. There is also a crow pulling the tails of both wolves saying to get bangs. The crow is the most dangerous.

[Carli Humphries @carlihumphries]

Feeling this tbh

[trash jones @jzux]

ugh i have to pull an all-dayer today

[Munya Chawawa @munyachawawa]

POV: Your girl asks you to take a pic of her on holiday 🌴📸

[Kaye C @JKayeBC]

Yes to everything about this article! Sustainability needs a compelling and doable narrative - step forward storytelling! #sustainablesolutions #storytelling #planetplacing