college is a endless cycle of “I just need to grind it out this week and next week everything will be chill” and then next week comes and everything is not chill
"the government has no business making me wear a mask" i say before i buckle my seatbelt, drive the speed limit to a restaurant built to code, eat food made in a state inspected kitchen, receive the heimlich maneuver from a waiter who learned it from a mandatory workplace poster,