Carling

I like sports, dogs, and going places

[Carling @carlingwright]

Don’t learn this the hard way: inflatable raft sizing is the same as tent sizing “2-man” = don’t even think about more than 1 person if you like to breath, “3-man” = pick your skinniest friend to bring, etc #thoughtoftheday

[Carling @carlingwright]

@YYCSaddledome #cofredrequests let’s hear the venga boys for Elsemieke and Owen getting married Saturday! All family is here from the Netherlands cheering on the flames in PL4 rows 12-14 #goflamesgo #vanballantynes

[Carling @carlingwright]

If I had to change places with anybody on earth today, it would 100% be @ovi8 #partyhardy #finalanswer

[Carling @carlingwright]

#BeIlLetsTalk 💙

[Carling @carlingwright]

will this be my annual tweet? ... took me 2 mins 32 seconds to figure out how to get to my own page to post this, so maybe 🤷🏼‍♀️ #ohhey #nicetotweetyou

[Carling @carlingwright]

It snows a couple cms and all of a sudden I could part the Dead Sea in the distance between cars in any AB parking lot #snow #albertaprobs

[Carling @carlingwright]

My neighbour is so deaf that I solved the puzzle from my own apartment ... and I don't have cable #jeopardy #thinwalls #partyperfectthough

[Carling @carlingwright]

Today, and everyday let's show our support for mental health #BellLetsTalk #letstalkallthetime

[Carling @carlingwright]

#GoJaysGo 🍁

[Carling @carlingwright]

I forgot I had Twitter #toobusy

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#cometogether

[Carling @carlingwright]

If you ever feel like you need a challenge in life, wear white pants that day...and still own white pants by the day's end #adulting #goals

[Carling @carlingwright]

Why put out a fire when it's still burnin'?

[Carling @carlingwright]

Forgetting a sports bra is like missing an empty net goal... still going to lift but could've been better #soclose #liftingproblems #hockey

[Carling @carlingwright]

Guy beside me at the gym is wearing his sunglasses. Guess he's trying to stay cool. #shady #gymfails #coolbro #lookgoodfeelgood

[Carling @carlingwright]

I will overload my arms, fill my pockets, balance things between limbs & kick what's left before I'll take 2 trips to the car #determined

[Carling @carlingwright]

has anybody else realized bandaids are racist? #randomthoughts #bandaids #oneshadeonly ...

[Carling @carlingwright]

I either need a beer or to go for a run #orboth #storyofmylife #stressfulday

[Carling @carlingwright]

@cgrays12 "my body is a temple, got to watch what I put in it" *tims drive thru* "hi can I get 30 timbits" #healthfood #fridaycryday

[Carling @carlingwright]

there might be a couple @WarriorHockey VIPs in this office... #HD1 #vip #chekitout @cgrays12