Carlin

[Carlin @carlinjacob1]

@charlieINTEL @realskullface49 Congrats on no sex

[Carlin @carlinjacob1]

@CallofDuty can you update this piece of shit fucking game

[Carlin @carlinjacob1]

@joerogan Common sense is dead

[Mike Ritland @MRitland]

I think that body cameras are a great idea for police... which makes me also think they should mandatory for all politicians as well

[Carlin @carlinjacob1]

@FoxNews Is this bitch ever going to retire, who gives a damn.

[Carlin @carlinjacob1]

@GameStop I don’t wanna hear anymore lousy ass excuses on how a $400 console is only worth $50 now dicks.

[Carlin @carlinjacob1]

@_slade_10 This dude salivating right now

[Carlin @carlinjacob1]

@cavsfan_421 @SportsCenter Should have played more games for some experience 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️ covidboyz

[Carlin @carlinjacob1]

@realDonaldTrump Hey @Twitter does this have sources that say differently???

[Carlin @carlinjacob1]

@atouchofsnark @realDonaldTrump @BrianKempGA Why you follow?

[Cernovich @Cernovich]

$900,000,000,000 (size of coronavirus stimulus)

divided by

330,000,000 (🇺🇸 population)

equals

$2,700 per person. That’s $2,700 for everyone man, woman, and child.

Congress said we only get $600.

Where’d rest of the money go?

[Carlin @carlinjacob1]

@RazorbackFB #46 you a sorry mf, mad cause y’all suck

[Carlin @carlinjacob1]

@AuburnFootball See and this kind of stuff is why they are not champions...

[Carlin @carlinjacob1]

@5mackwilson1 @BryantDenny_UA They ALWAYS quick to put bama on some shit like this

[Carlin @carlinjacob1]

@DougJones Get outta here you crook, take that L

[Carlin @carlinjacob1]

@JonnyBones Guess it’s whoever can ride Dana’s nuts the hardest gets the best spot

[Carlin @carlinjacob1]

@TroyAikman Shut up guy, maybe Biden does win so your 20% tax increase will make you fuck off

[Carlin @carlinjacob1]

@MrTommyLand Not saying drinking and drugs are a great thing but what fucking rockstar from the 80s says it’s “stupid” like Ted, the yes man of rock and roll. Prob why he only has one decent song

[Carlin @carlinjacob1]

@kanyewest He’s kinda in Texas now bucko

[Carlin @carlinjacob1]

@Marq_Burnett How the hell golding is still at bama I will never know