⁂ Carlin ⁂

A tuxedo Maine Coon kitty in Chicago—I was found under a dumpster, taken in, and am now spoiled rotten.

[⁂ Carlin ⁂ @carlinthecat]

RT @cpbelser: Goodbye @carlinthecat. You were the awesome. Go rescue an animal, folks. It's a great experience.

[⁂ Carlin ⁂ @carlinthecat]

RT @dupreeblue: Wonderful @carlinthecat died. @cpbelser & I knew it was coming & said goodbye before we went to bed. Glad he did it his way.

[⁂ Carlin ⁂ @carlinthecat]

I don’t feel well.

[⁂ Carlin ⁂ @carlinthecat]

@rezzie78 Thanks lady!!!! @dupreeblue @cpbelser @HomerReznik

[⁂ Carlin ⁂ @carlinthecat]

Birthday puke. #whoops

[⁂ Carlin ⁂ @carlinthecat]

@HenriLeChatNoir OHMYGOD. You look just like me. STOP STEALING MY LOOK. http://t.co/WsfPvB1Z

[⁂ Carlin ⁂ @carlinthecat]

@fluffylouie Thank you for birthday wishes. Now go fetch me some catnip.

[⁂ Carlin ⁂ @carlinthecat]

I AM FOUR TODAY. I plan on spending my birthday just like this. In a bathtub. By myself. http://t.co/WsfPvB1Z

[⁂ Carlin ⁂ @carlinthecat]

I'm not feeling well. Hiding in sinks & peeing on couches. Girl is crying a lot.

[⁂ Carlin ⁂ @carlinthecat]

I got presents from @sethreznik. He bought something for @fluffylouie too. I'm more important so I got more. Thank you! http://t.co/HilEUzn8

[⁂ Carlin ⁂ @carlinthecat]

Well. Fuck.

[⁂ Carlin ⁂ @carlinthecat]

I’m great. RT @cpbelser: Too bad that any of you that know @carlinthecat will never know the loving part. #headsmash http://t.co/2FNJorck

[⁂ Carlin ⁂ @carlinthecat]

There’s cleaning happening. Have I told you how I hate the vacuum?

[⁂ Carlin ⁂ @carlinthecat]

Also: lots of headbumps. She loves those.

[⁂ Carlin ⁂ @carlinthecat]

Curling up in the Girl's lap & purring. So she remembers to love me best. I WAS HERE FIRST DAMNIT.

[⁂ Carlin ⁂ @carlinthecat]

Leave me alone. You're smelly. RT @fluffylouie: @carlinthecat HI! Why won't you play with me?

[⁂ Carlin ⁂ @carlinthecat]

@ralphthepoodle Hey there! Been hibernating away from twitter. Still pouting there's a dog here now. Like I wasn't good enough? How are you?

[⁂ Carlin ⁂ @carlinthecat]

@rezzie78 Civilized creatures go to the bathroom indoors. @sethreznik @HomerReznik

[⁂ Carlin ⁂ @carlinthecat]

@rezzie78 @sethreznik @HomerReznik First he should learn to shit in a box like me. Then he can have twitter.

[⁂ Carlin ⁂ @carlinthecat]

@sethreznik I will run it by him. He does need a twitter account. Right now he's just sitting here licking his paws. Slacker.