Carli Stone Lythgoe

[Carli Stone Lythgoe @carlistone]

When the lesson is about Chastity in a married student ward...everything changes

[Carli Stone Lythgoe @carlistone]

I meannnn... yeah? But also no.

[Carli Stone Lythgoe @carlistone]

Number neighbor? Oh you mean missionary work?

[gabs @GabrielleMcKeon]

does anyone REALLY know how old their parents are or are we still saying 53 and moving on to the next question

[Carli Stone Lythgoe @carlistone]

Not that I don’t enjoy looking at 20+ pictures of your entire year on your Instagram story... but I don’t.

[Carli Stone Lythgoe @carlistone]

@ttaaryn A girl asked my brother to hang out then texted him a few hours before and asked to rain check. She was engaged the following weekend. He screenshot her engagement pic on Insta & sent it to her & said “so I’m guessing that’s a no to the rain check?” Lolz.

[Carli Stone Lythgoe @carlistone]

Not sure the algorithm that @instagram uses to determine which sponsored ads we see, but let me tell you... they have really nailed it this time!

[Carli Stone Lythgoe @carlistone]

@kylefitzy8 I’m a travel agent and I print out boarding passes for all my clients. I don’t know how often they use the paper ones, but it would probably be more convenient for them since it’s already printed for them. Haha

[Carli Stone Lythgoe @carlistone]

I have completely changed the route I take to work because I used to pass Krispy Kreme every morning at 8:45am and the hot now light was always on.

[Carli Stone Lythgoe @carlistone]

@kalster97 @LeggoMyTayGoe you got a wife because of this. Proud of you! Hahaha

[Carli Stone Lythgoe @carlistone]

@brycerom No but he’s funny irl so it’s okay! Hahaha

[Carli Stone Lythgoe @carlistone]

Posted this tweet after I had been on 2 dates with @LeggoMyTayGoe. Don’t judge a boy by his Twitter ladies. Taylor’s a great husband!! https://t.co/xDM7F0hhcx

[Carli Stone Lythgoe @carlistone]

When some1 says they're super funny on twitter, but the last time they tweeted was 2 months ago...and it said this.

[Carli Stone Lythgoe @carlistone]

If this whole hometeaching/visiting teaching announcement is an April Fool’s day joke I’m going to be pretty upset.

[Carli Stone Lythgoe @carlistone]

Not that I don’t enjoy looking at 20+ pictures of your entire year on your Instagram story... but I don’t.

[Carli Stone Lythgoe @carlistone]

@Delta has disappointed me YET again. I will now be arriving back home 6 hours later than I was supposed to. Pretty frustrated sitting in the airport all day on New Years Eve because of maintenance issues on their plane. 🙄👎🏼

[Carli Stone Lythgoe @carlistone]

@LTodd3000 @LeggoMyTayGoe would not be happy about this. He’s the reason the thermostat is set at freezing cold.

[intrusive thot @bectoast]

Anxiety is overthinking the clothes I wear to bed because the BIG UTAH EARTHQUAKE COULD HAPPEN TONIGHT AND EVACUATING IN MY G’S would be embarrassing and chilly not to mention I live on the literal edge of a cliff

[MAKAYLA LONDON @MVKDRE]

Well this totally brightened up my day since my frog in my class died this morning https://t.co/BFvd1HJf2v

[Carli Stone Lythgoe @carlistone]

Um... I’m sorry. No.