Carl Thomas

5'2, Moustache, tattoos, innie belly button, size 5 shoe but usually have to buy size 6, originally from Leeds.

[Carl Thomas @carlito_thomas]

@JimFarey its my curse.

[Carl Thomas @carlito_thomas]

@JimFarey I usually have to buy a size 6 as they don't sell the style I want in a 5, turns out that a size 6 fits better nowadays.

[Carl Thomas @carlito_thomas]

Just chipped this off @OfficialMelB heart @TheXFactor

[Carl Thomas @carlito_thomas]

@Anarchygoose @samwessel @Teabird_Andi @thom_of_wales @DanTZW @gingegibbo @LoHemingway @Owl_2820 that's my birthday!!

[Carl Thomas @carlito_thomas]

@gingersublime @bru_dog washing pots fast was one of my qualities.

[Carl Thomas @carlito_thomas]

@lemontwittor since I got your face tattooed for charity whats the chance of getting tickets to your premier? #worthashot

[Carl Thomas @carlito_thomas]

@samjoynes 1 more week and I'll be back. Stay safe.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

“@Howden_: Who writ the bible?”

You by the look of things.

[Carl Thomas @carlito_thomas]

The smallest knife ever at wetherspoons!

[Carl Thomas @carlito_thomas]

At Birmingham international waiting for flight to Lisbon, lots of orange people here already.

[Carl Thomas @carlito_thomas]

@lemontwittor I dare you to put it out.

[Carl Thomas @carlito_thomas]

@Anarchygoose that was the Boston nibbler. 2 burgers, 2 bacon, pineapple, cheese, onion rings with an American sauce. Was a beast.

[Carl Thomas @carlito_thomas]

We've just got real close.

[Carl Thomas @carlito_thomas]

Fantastic idea all come up and ask for requests with half an hour left #nobreastsnorequests

[Carl Thomas @carlito_thomas]

Tickets for @refusedband in Manchester acquired, I'm gonna dance till my legs fall.

[Carl Thomas @carlito_thomas]

@lemontwittor day before my birthday, shabba.

[Carl Thomas @carlito_thomas]

@lemontwittor #lemmonlookalike I do have a tattoo of you too.

[Carl Thomas @carlito_thomas]

@UK_Prometheus waiting and ready for this shizzle to blow my mind.

[Carl Thomas @carlito_thomas]

Yummy fresh pint of star, can only be the rescue rooms.

[Carl Thomas @carlito_thomas]

@JamieLaing_UK team Jamie! I love a hob nob.