LightskinMichaelJordan

deez nuts would be more than happy to rest on your chin

[LightskinMichaelJordan @carlitonoloco]

I've pinned deez nuts on your chin

[LightskinMichaelJordan @carlitonoloco]

@souljagoyteller At least one of those men was surely smarter than Ford

[LightskinMichaelJordan @carlitonoloco]

@theProf369 @FrenlyOfficer U r fat

[LightskinMichaelJordan @carlitonoloco]

@null_user_value @FrenlyOfficer U r fat

[LightskinMichaelJordan @carlitonoloco]

I believe that's the central question of the video

[johnadams91 @johnadams91000]

how did that black kid think 9+10 was 21 at that age was he actually retarded

[LightskinMichaelJordan @carlitonoloco]

@XPSlactime @Dubliam2003 Yeah I'm always confused by people talking about it like they keep throwing it on expecting to rock out to it and then getting disappointed. It's a weird bit of soundtrack on a weird album and it works.

[LightskinMichaelJordan @carlitonoloco]

@rexsharkasaurus https://t.co/dIJobqbwW1

[ᏦᎪshᎥᎪ☆*: .｡. 🦋💖 .｡.:*☆ @ookashiaa]

Before you even read more about SA or take a strong stance it really shoulddawn on you how bizarre this cultural meme is. The fact that many white South Africans left in the 90s is taken in itself as evidence against them, rather than evidence they did have something to fear.

[LightskinMichaelJordan @carlitonoloco]

Eric Adams Thought lives...

[amNewYork™ @amNewYork]

The Legal Aid Society on Friday took Mayor Zohran Mamdani's NYPD to task, charging that it has maintained the same "aggressive enforcement" of fare evasion carried out by the previous mayoral administration of Eric Adams. https://t.co/gEmTYBl95f

[LightskinMichaelJordan @carlitonoloco]

@NeoShires https://t.co/ppsrvoJMUo

[LightskinMichaelJordan @carlitonoloco]

Logging in half-asleep at 7am still without a title for the video I was supposed to upload by 12 the previous night and typing "Kemi Badenoch RAPES Keir Stamer" and hitting upload before I fully come to my senses

[LightskinMichaelJordan @carlitonoloco]

In a loving way

[LightskinMichaelJordan @carlitonoloco]

Kill foid... destroy foid...

[LightskinMichaelJordan @carlitonoloco]

@Thomasdelvasto_ @BIMBOSATTVA_ Ok put yo dick away

[LightskinMichaelJordan @carlitonoloco]

FLOYD RELOADED IS REAL

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Jonathan Majors will star in a new action film for The Daily Wire.

Ben Shapiro is set to produce.

(Source: Deadline)

[LightskinMichaelJordan @carlitonoloco]

@AntifaCostanza Heath Ledger was such a good actor he could pretend to enjoy sexually harassing Maggie Gyllenhaal

[LightskinMichaelJordan @carlitonoloco]

@theastrofiend_ It's not quite the same but Pharrell did update and then un-update the beat switch on POV which still annoys me

[LightskinMichaelJordan @carlitonoloco]

This will be his whitest child put your life on it

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Usha Vance announces she’s pregnant, expecting fourth child with JD Vance in late July.

[LightskinMichaelJordan @carlitonoloco]

Gay niggas were literally the only men in great shape in this era and it's probably a big reason why they won

[Sami Gold @souljagoyteller]

San Francisco in the 1970s before liberalism. The world you grew up in no longer exists

[LightskinMichaelJordan @carlitonoloco]

SUPA MAAAAN GOT RAPED
SUPA MAN GOT RAPED

[Zenny$+ @zennyyyplus]

Superman was raped and John Ridley wasn't cancelled, just saying

[LightskinMichaelJordan @carlitonoloco]

@grok how do I learn more about the world?

[LightskinMichaelJordan @carlitonoloco]

@grok helo sir

[LightskinMichaelJordan @carlitonoloco]

Nigga no one laughing 😂😂 he's not your friend 😂😂😂

[captive dreamer @captive_dreamer]

@bronzeagemantis BAP what if we do sterilization for sneakers program where we offer JORDANS in exchange for the snip, what you think