#FoundInTheLincolnMemorialPool A letter Trump sent to Jeffrey Epstein explaining that he couldn't chase underage girls with him anymore because he was too busy paying hookers for sex.
#AddACatchphraseToASong Ooohh, storm of FBI Accountants is threating, the existence of my very illegal betting profits today. Gimme, Gimme shelter in an offshore banking system with privacy shelter laws, ooor, my illicit gambling's gonna fade away.
#IfIWasATrillionaire I'd be all "No, Sydney Sweeney, Thursday night is your night. Scarlett Johansson is with me all night Friday night. And Saturday I'm with the whole Women's Vols Basketball Team."
@RetroMoviesDB No. I am not your Father. I am Uncle Owen. Surprise! I mean, that plastic skeleton I left at the house didn't really fool you, did it? It was soooo fake.