Ilorin police : park there
Me : good evening sir
Ilorin police : your tinted permit and drivers license
Me : here is it sir
Ilorin police : where is the original
Me : e Dey house
Ilorin police : where is your house ?
Me : somewhere in Ilorin
Ilorin police : you are not ready to leave here
Me : why sir
Ilorin police : until I see original documents
Me : I have it on my phone
Ilorin police : let me see
Me : here is it sir
Ilorin police : minimized my phone and started scrolling .. why is instagram not on your phone you don hide am Abi
Me : I don’t use it
Ilorin police: when you reach office you’ll explain why you stopped using it and why is not on your phone
Me : as how na
I go continue the rest
Imagine making music that becomes part of people’s lives, then leaving this world while those same people are still listening to you. 💔
Toluwani Sings, “Unreserved Praise” is still on repeat. Your music lives on 🕊️
What’s your favourite song of his?
Ilorin police : park there
Me : good evening sir
Ilorin police : your tinted permit and drivers license
Me : here is it sir
Ilorin police : where is the original
Me : e Dey house
Ilorin police : where is your house ?
Me : somewhere in Ilorin
Ilorin police : you are not ready to leave here
Me : why sir
Ilorin police : until I see original documents
Me : I have it on my phone
Ilorin police : let me see
Me : here is it sir
Ilorin police : minimized my phone and started scrolling .. why is instagram not on your phone you don hide am Abi
Me : I don’t use it
Ilorin police: when you reach office you’ll explain why you stopped using it and why is not on your phone
Me : as how na
I go continue the rest
To carry babe on a date self Dey always fear me … na why I never get babe up till now
Dem fit harass you and your babe ….
End police brutality in ilorin now………..
For Ilorin e get time way you fit go buy home appliances ….
You Dey Ilorin you wan go buy tv for taiwo for 10am 😂😂😂😂 you and your tv go gada reach station
Part 2
Ilorin police: when you reach office you’ll explain why Instagram no dey your phone
Me: as how na
Ilorin police: open your gallery
Me: (opened)
Ilorin police: all these charts and graphs, wetin be this?
Me: I dey trade forex sir
Ilorin police: so you be yahoo boy
Me: no sir, legal trading
Ilorin police: legal trading wey no get Instagram?
Me: 😐
Ilorin police: open WhatsApp
Me: (opened)
Ilorin police: who be this “Boss” wey you dey message every day?
Me: my client
Ilorin police: client for wetin?
Me: data annotation
Ilorin police: annotation ke? You think say we be mumu for here?
Me: 😑
Ilorin police: enter the car, we go continue for station
Me : okay
Ilorin police :@ station now write your statement
Me : okay
Ilorin police : write this your name bla bla I was caught texting client
Me : texting my client that gives me work on my Nigeria what’s app is a crime ?
I go continue the rest
Ilorin police : park there
Me : good evening sir
Ilorin police : your tinted permit and drivers license
Me : here is it sir
Ilorin police : where is the original
Me : e Dey house
Ilorin police : where is your house ?
Me : somewhere in Ilorin
Ilorin police : you are not ready to leave here
Me : why sir
Ilorin police : until I see original documents
Me : I have it on my phone
Ilorin police : let me see
Me : here is it sir
Ilorin police : minimized my phone and started scrolling .. why is instagram not on your phone you don hide am Abi
Me : I don’t use it
Ilorin police: when you reach office you’ll explain why you stopped using it and why is not on your phone
Me : as how na
I go continue the rest
Omo I just remember one day wey dem burst my hostel, search everywhere dem no see anything, na so dem carry amoxicillin dey call am molly 😭😂 I nearly craze that day
Ilorin police : park there
Me : good evening sir
Ilorin police : your tinted permit and drivers license
Me : here is it sir
Ilorin police : where is the original
Me : e Dey house
Ilorin police : where is your house ?
Me : somewhere in Ilorin
Ilorin police : you are not ready to leave here
Me : why sir
Ilorin police : until I see original documents
Me : I have it on my phone
Ilorin police : let me see
Me : here is it sir
Ilorin police : minimized my phone and started scrolling .. why is instagram not on your phone you don hide am Abi
Me : I don’t use it
Ilorin police: when you reach office you’ll explain why you stopped using it and why is not on your phone
Me : as how na
I go continue the rest
To carry babe on a date self Dey always fear me … na why I never get babe up till now
Dem fit harass you and your babe ….
End police brutality in ilorin now………..