@ carlo’s bum ticker (bad clock)

...Just roll the dice and go quietly.
What if I put the cuffs on myself?
Would that be my choice?
Or yours?
The only way to stop playing the game is
To—

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I am asking for everyone at the U.S. Capitol to remain peaceful. No violence! Remember, WE are the Party of Law & Order – respect the Law and our great men and women in Blue. Thank you!

[Tucker Carlson @TuckerCarlson]

The bitches set me up.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog & will do it again--just watch. He can do much better!

[crisp mattman @cushbomb]

Socially Minion, Fiscally...also Minion.

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

I twerk therefore I am. #PeanutButter

[descriptive display name that is way too long and @mrgracemugabe]

imagine george r r martin adjusting his little sailor's cap. carefully smoothing his beard, snapping the straps of his suspenders and then going absolutely monster berserk on your pussy

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

@goonerdad52 Hi Chris.

[Drizzy @Drake]

From this nigga Diddy view I think I see his vision too.

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

"And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music”~Nietzsche

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Derek Jeter broke ankle one day after he sold his apartment in Trump World Tower.

[War Thunder @WarThunder]

Ready to get BLACKED...?

[Is Lebron A 76er Yet @IsBronA76erYet]

No. He never will be now. Time to deactivate

[Boston Celtics @celtics]

Brad Stevens confirms that he will start Kyrie Irving, Gordon Hayward, Jaylen Brown, Jayson Tatum and Al Horford tonight against Cleveland.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Name a movie so depressing, disturbing, weird, or horrifying that you wish you could erase it from your memory.

Mine is Funny Games. The most vile film I’ve ever seen. Saw it years ago and still regret it.

[CNN Entertainment @CNNent]

We're still in awe of Kate McKinnon's performance of "Hallelujah" on #SNL last week.
https://t.co/V029U4uNb5

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Enjoying Spain!

[Matthew Hoffman @MATTHEWHOFFMAN1]

When the #deathgrips text you to be in their new music video ☎️💀☎️💀 CC: @bbpoltergiest

[Lindsey Graham @LindseyGrahamSC]

Donald Trump gets his foreign policy from watching television - the Cartoon Network. #CNNDebate #ReadyToLead

[Jordan Pickford @JPickford1]

Don't want to watch sky sports news all it going to be talking about is England getting knocked out

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Soccer on my mind.