Carlon

hit my dittybop

[Carlon @carlonmic]

billy joel must of been like wow im glad all this stuff rhymes

[Carlon @carlonmic]

@geoffkeighley i love you so fucking much you are everything to me but please tell your team fix the audio delay please geoff i love you please this is my favorite day of the year

[Carlon @carlonmic]

got so high im not even too fucked up im three fucked up

[Carlon @carlonmic]

saw a beautiful girl in public now i have to kill myself they should make a song about this

[Carlon @carlonmic]

a 15 min break at work is not enough time to drop generational brown

[Carlon @carlonmic]

just got challenged to a duel fuuuuuck

[Carlon @carlonmic]

im a horse stuck in this fucked up person world

[Carlon @carlonmic]

yeah thats right i mix all the half drank sodas in my room into one big soda #superdrink

[Carlon @carlonmic]

the chud girl karl anthony towns vs Julius “the threesome” randle

[Underdog @Underdog]

Oh no it happened to KAT again 🫠

[Carlon @carlonmic]

people who vape should be called vapist but it would be real awkward if you were a vampire

[Carlon @carlonmic]

being high eating takis saying shit like i can taste the lime

[Carlon @carlonmic]

we didnt start the fire

[Carlon @carlonmic]

billy joel must of been like wow im glad all this stuff rhymes

[Carlon @carlonmic]

i dont ragebait im just weird on accident

[Carlon @carlonmic]

so excited to see my boy

[kwes e @elmzri]

u don’t get mats by breaking down other ppls builds

[lvd @one4ghost]

I don't wish for much but one morning I just wanna wake up and see a tweet from Shams that says this dude was found dead in a ditch somewhere

[Carlon @carlonmic]

@alhumaiem @blurayangel so did the box office

[Carlon @carlonmic]

passionatly touching my boy in the rain

[Carlon @carlonmic]

i love #flatsoda and i love #stalechips

[Carlon @carlonmic]

i love sending posts to my boy