Carlos Mendez

I tell jokes.

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Just started, more to come.

[Carlos Mendez @CarlosMComedy]

I have up to 8 extra tickets to Jason Mraz at The Sound Thursday Oct 30 (tomorrow) for sale! Instead of $90 each ticket official price mine are only $50 each ticket so almost half-off/BOGO deal, let me know if you're interested in any ASAP to transfer and/or meet!

[Carlos Mendez @CarlosMComedy]

I have up to 8 extra tickets to Jason Mraz at The Sound Thursday Oct 30 (tomorrow) for sale! Instead of $90 each ticket official price mine are only $50 each ticket so almost half-off/BOGO deal, let me know if you're interested in any ASAP to transfer and/or meet!

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*Sad 'Feels So Good' starts playing*

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This proves once again that McDonald's is bad for our nation's health

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The Mortal Kombat tower but with CEOs

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It's nice to see the country uniting for the holidays

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@ParikPatelCFA @anaidasultana What's it like in New York city

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I just entered to win Tickets for TWO to any Good Vibez Presents Event! You should enter too! https://t.co/eGUhFJEJ4n

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Being quick will help you win #TheHungerGames and find the icons hidden in this trailer. Play for a chance to win $500 in credit from #AtomTickets, then go see @TheHungerGames in theaters on November 17! @atomtickets #TMobileTuesdays https://t.co/237AZPiAJ9 via @useek_official

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Activate Order 66

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Your mission is to find the hidden icons in this trailer for a chance to win $500 in tix from #AtomTickets, then go see #MissionImpossible Dead Reckoning Part One in theaters on July 12! @atomtickets @MissionFilm #TMobileTuesdays https://t.co/kXd03Thbp3 via @useek_official

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Spider-Man moves quickly across the #SpiderVerse. Can you? Find hidden icons in the trailer 4 a chance 2 win $500 in tix thru #AtomTickets, then go see @SpiderVerse exclusively in movie theaters June 2! @atomtickets #TMobileTuesdays https://t.co/J8OjjFc2aI via @useek_official

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#JohnWick    is fast on the draw. Are you? Find the icons hidden in the trailer for a chance to win $1000 in movies from #AtomTickets. Play now & see @johnwickmovie in theaters March 24! @atomtickets #TMobileTuesdays #useek https://t.co/AHsjcqFPuE via @useek_official

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#CREED has fast feet & quick hands. How do you stack up? Find the icons hidden in the trailer for a chance to win $1000 in movies from #AtomTickets. Play now & see @creedmovie in theaters March 3! @atomtickets #TMobileTuesdays #useek https://t.co/nsKShrQpxQ via @useek_official

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I have 2 alter ego tickets available for $150 each! They're not together because it officially sold out within the hour since the lineup is so crazy stacked, let me know ASAP if you're interested!

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#BlackAdam is lightning quick. Are you? Find the icons hidden in the trailer for a chance to win $1000 in movies from #AtomTickets. Play now & see @blackadammovie in theaters October 21! @atomtickets #TMobileTuesdays #useek https://t.co/Cio3vyqAQy via @useek_official

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Today marks my 10th annual mid-life crisis, or I guess the 10th year of my mid-life, whatever phrasing works best, here's to 35