my name is

check your mailbox, there’s probably nothing there

[my name is @carlosmesapla]

Yes, I do like piña coladas. But getting caught in the rain seems problematic. I don’t want a watery piña colada, no one does.

[my name is @carlosmesapla]

Sharpen the blade of love on my penis

[my name is @carlosmesapla]

Willy wonka should be arrested and he should be the next president

[my name is @carlosmesapla]

Licensed doctor’s really wasted 10 years to put their finger up my ass

[my name is @carlosmesapla]

Registered voters are stupid

[my name is @carlosmesapla]

Jordan Peterson is a people person

[my name is @carlosmesapla]

Peter Pan is a ladies man

[my name is @carlosmesapla]

Letters come from snails

[my name is @carlosmesapla]

“My dog, Chef Boy, ate a condom from the bathroom waste basket.” by Carlos Mesa Pla
https://t.co/thO8QtgZ0J

[my name is @carlosmesapla]

“Under A Tree” by Carlos Mesa Pla
https://t.co/xikSjMRBlb

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

People before Google was invented:

[Poetic Outlaws @OutlawsPoetic]

“It isn't by getting out of the world that we become enlightened, but by getting into the world…by getting so tuned in that we can ride the waves of our existence and never get tossed because we become the waves.”

― Ken Kesey

[Drill Bill, DDS @SarkastikB]

Honestly SNL should have just played old Shane Gillis clips the entire episode lol

[my name is @carlosmesapla]

@nbcsnl @Shanemgillis @21savage @IAMSUMMERWALKER Yo dawg this shit is snappin

[my name is @carlosmesapla]

@ListLuxur The stars at night in the middle of the ocean are so pretty

[my name is @carlosmesapla]

Ferrero Rocher stole my girlfriend from me

[my name is @carlosmesapla]

I just published A Letter From My Neighbor https://t.co/agQkvxQDx8

[Fyodor Dostoevsky Collection 🪓 @Dostoevskyquot]

There is no happiness in comfort.

Happiness comes from suffering.

[pho @photonisdead]

be yourself, don’t let the world corrupt you into what they want you to be

[my name is @carlosmesapla]

Read my story,"Vacuum Cleaner" on @commaful! https://t.co/fnoXSZqROY

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Why are all the cell phones on @TedLasso @Apple phones? Are they not aware there are other options out there?