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[james hawkins @james406]

"i hope this email finds you well"
- boring
- not this again
- blehhhhhhhhhhh

"i hope this email finds you before i do"
- commanding
- gets s**t done
- i wouldn't mess with them

[ٰ @memesbyfavour]

don’t even need to blindfold her in bed. just took off her glasses

[sandra˚˖🦢˚ @vennicebtch]

cuando me empiezo a poner nerviosa por el partido del domingo pero recuerdo que no puedo estar en una onda un poco negativa sin saber muy bien el motivo

[Zora Jones @MissZoraJones]

spanish people are so unhinged, instead of saying “i don’t care” they literally say “my dick is sweating”

[sof @lacrimetue]

acaban de ver a unai simon paseando por mi pueblo

[lil sun @solespinosaaa]

cuando en el próximo mundial hagan un break para vapear

[ً @ImAVeteran_]

I’m like a retarded philosopher

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

the older i get the heller the no

[fishious @fishquichee]

I think the elephant adds a nice touch to the room

[mars ✁ @thegrtdivide]

me pretending like there isn’t a countdown to ruin a million lives tomorrow

[alien @alienincrisis]

elephant has now officially left the room

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

you’ve gotta read the room bro there’s an elephant

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

no one tells you if your rage builds up enough it turns you gentle

[b @hijadlalagrim4]

pensamiento recurrente que agotador tener un cuerpo y tener que llevarlo a todos lados quisiera ser un concepto

[死 @humanxmaybe]

i hope this email kills us both instantly

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

"put yourself in my shoes" i would never wear those

[Veridome @Veridome_]

“you handled that so well” genuinely wtf was the other option

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

This album is for anyone who waits for folks to exit the elevator before trying to barge in. If you barge in this album is not for you and only my song hurt somebody is yours to listen to

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

there's an elephant in the room but the door is normal size.... ah, so he's been in here since he was a baby? oh okay so thats why nobody talks about it. right right makes sense. thanks. i'm sure you get that question a lot lol