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@RealMarkLatham No one said that Mark, we know being a pedophile protector can be politically neutral

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@marquelawyers should we organise some cupcakes?

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@Brocklesnitch Only because Hilary Duff was married to one

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@LenaTtweets @karahz How lucky is your neighbor that an upstanding citizen like yourself got it!

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@LenaTtweets Are you moving houses with your Hermès now? 😂

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Oh my god there is an Australian. She’s clearly come to see Emily in Paris via long stints in New Zealand and South Africa

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Emily Americansplaining what a Kir Royale is to someone who makes champagne is not in the top 5 dumbest things in the first few eps of Emily in Paris. I love it all

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The most shocking part of the 6 parts of ‘Harry and Meghan’ is that it ends with a Xavier Rudd song

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@joelfcbirch I once had to write lines as punishment at my catholic schools because I didn’t use a capital for ‘He’

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Everyone shocked at the White Lotus finale clearly have not spent the last 6 weeks being smashed with theories every time they open Tik Tok

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I ask, yet again, are the men actually OK?

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Watch NZ Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern pick apart this reporter's question during a joint press conference with Finnish PM Sanna Marin. He asked the pair 'are you two meeting because you're similar in age and got a lot of common stuff there?'
Read more: https://t.co/eTtJEqJoFZ

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@karahz I got rid of it and haven’t missed it at all. It’s a disaster

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@erinrileyau @JoshBBornstein Wonder how many people have told Elon to calm down?

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Hey @elonmusk can you turn off the daily notification that tells me to turn on notifications? TYSM@

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@erikagowie Stop, PTSD

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@Sonia_Murphy The opposite of the show’s premise. GET ON WITH IT

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I cannot tell you how little I care about Kendall’s house flipping career

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@JoshBBornstein ENT. My husband had to have surgery on both ears to chip the growth away. He left it so long it became a bigger issue than it needed to be.

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@closest_eves @adamliaw https://t.co/MefZDnT91A
Coming to a location near you soon

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@GutterTwits @lesstenny Yet another melburnian who can’t comment on their own city without referencing Sydney