Alex Kopp

I have bad opinions | Jessie Tuggle Enjoyer | NHL Hall of Famer

[Alex Kopp @carlsonisgod]

New pinned tweet: JJ McCarthy will be a practice squad QB before 2028

[Alex Kopp @carlsonisgod]

This is an excuse used by stupid people to pretend that evaluating QBs is simple and accurate evaluation is easy and broadly understood by the general public.

When did ignorance on a topic become an argument. JJ sucks but not because ADOT and EPA are less intuitive than YDs/G.

[Herd w/Colin Cowherd @TheHerd]

"Quarterback play in the NFL is a lot like comedy. The more you have to explain the joke, the less funny the joke is. If you've got to keep telling me how good a QB is, he's not good."

@colincowherd on the rocky start to J.J. McCarthy's career with the Vikings

[Alex Kopp @carlsonisgod]

@PlayRematch Hey how about you fix the skill move i-frame bullshit and make tackling even a little bit feasible. also increase sprint meter.

[Alex Kopp @carlsonisgod]

@MiamiHEAT yoooo @the_fleezy

[Miami HEAT @MiamiHEAT]

83 points in a single game deserves its own holiday... Today is a special day for our captain 🫡

[Alex Kopp @carlsonisgod]

@jonathanngav

[Alex Kopp @carlsonisgod]

TRANSFER BAN US PLZ @UEFA @FA @premierleague

[Pys @CFCPys]

🚨 MAJOR BREAKING: Chelsea lead race to sign Jordan Henderson. (@FabrizioRomano)

[FactPost @factpostnews]

The Trump administration has legalized the killing of endangered species formerly protected under the Endangered Species Act.

[Alex Kopp @carlsonisgod]

This Boehly/Xabi partnership

[Pys @CFCPys]

🚨 BREAKING: According to BILD information, Chelsea and Leverkusen are close to an agreement for Aljabegovic. Price £34m including bonuses. Alonso goes full throttle for the talent. (@AxelHesse1 @BILD)

[Mo @husseinkhalifkk]

They’ve spent over £300m and the transfer window isn’t even shut yet. We play them on the opening day of the Premier League, and I still don’t see them beating us.

Chelsea have spent well over a billion in the last couple of years and still ended up finishing 10th.

Spending money means nothing if you’re not bringing in the right players. Quality always matters more than the price tag.

[Alex Kopp @carlsonisgod]

@heavypulp None of the armor in this is period accurate which is what I thought yall were mad about

[Nick Itkin @nick_itkin]

@KingJames I heard you are looking for a new team. @USAFencing @TeamUSA we could use your help on the strip on the path to @LA28. This way you can pass MJ in Olympic medals in fencing.
#lebron #teamusa

[Pys @CFCPys]

🚨 BREAKING: Premier League referee Anthony Taylor retires. (@David_Ornstein)

[Alex Kopp @carlsonisgod]

Parking the bus is the soccer equivalent of prevent defense: It almost never works against good offenses and yet everyone keeps doing it

[UtdArena @UtdArena]

Look at what England did straight after scoring:

[Alex Kopp @carlsonisgod]

It’s so interesting that a fundamental ideal of the modern right is going out of your way to make the lives of others harder. Just defiance for the sake of it, the “diarrhea forever” outcome. Everything is expensive and lettuce kills you now. And you can bet on all of it.

[Chief Nerd @TheChiefNerd]

SCHULZ: “Zohran was saying keep it at 78 degrees. This is America. I put my sh*t at 64 just to spite him even suggesting such a thing.”

[Alex Kopp @carlsonisgod]

So glad the Tuchel industrial complex is starting to unravel, guy stinks

[Bd@irB@ll @Bd_irB_ll]

He absolutely sucks he just has Jude Bellingham

[Alex Kopp @carlsonisgod]

@AnwerShakaib @devuelveloback @CzlowiekWoda @polemios Nobody knows that except you people. If Chris Nolan tailored all of his movies to your tastes, they would suck ass.

[Alex Kopp @carlsonisgod]

Introducing WAR or wxG+A to soccer stats I think would lead to actual deaths

[📍 @getrichanams]

“lowkey soccer is like 2 decades behind statistically compared to the NFL and NBA” i agree with daguch..

[cowtown5 @texasoccer5]

Only person I’ve heard mention 2018 and that’s why @TaylorTwellman is on of the best voices for American soccer

[Dom @KnowerOfBans]

#NewProfilePic

[Alex Kopp @carlsonisgod]

@SamAlkhh sam agreeing with piers morgan #whatdatmean

[Alex Kopp @carlsonisgod]

God the European self-congratulation is kinda the worst part if losing isn’t it

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Why don’t you just get President Trump to have FIFA reverse the result?