carl 🦋🪄✨

one fustercluck after another

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

how it feels to get overstimulated and start being mean to people for no reason

[immarescible @immarescible]

being a marvel fan and watching any marvel movie in theatres is truly such an incredible experience

[kage @sukikage_]

Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can't afford actually

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

just went to someone else’s circus and my fucking monkeys were there

[disgraced congressman @jon4hry4n]

stopped using exclamation points in work messages so my coworkers know they've killed my spirit

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Why is putting air in your tires so fucking embarrassing. Like sure let me just crouch over

[vish @vishmahto]

of course i still have it

[trevor @out2pasture_]

no matter how big your playlist is that cranberries song is gonna play

[l̴̦̟̂̈́̔̕i̴̡̠͓̫͍̦̖͇̮͋̈́̏̈́́ͅz̷̛̙̣̪̉͊̀̍͛͘͜ͅ @platapusi]

why are so many men okay with being such losers what happened

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

sometimes u just gotta say what the helly and move on