Infamous CarlTel

Sailors mouth, Pirates liver, Vikings heart and Ninjas balls.
Moon juice sipping step child of the earth Gods, mixing smirnoff with dandelion and burdock.

[Sir Jeremy Bear of Tomsk 🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @jeremybear123]

…2-3 days of methane (natural gas) storage capability. Other European countries have 2-3 months supply in storage, hence their ability to buffer demand and avoid the extreme price volatility we have seen in the UK in recent weeks.

Another shocking failure of government.

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[Sir Jeremy Bear of Tomsk 🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @jeremybear123]

Despite the best efforts of #R4Today to suppress information that might embarrass the government, a professor being interviewed just slipped in a golden nugget.
The crisis with CO2 supplies, triggered by a rise in natural gas prices, has occurred because the UK has…
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[Dar Dar Binks @DariusT_T_P]

@Shaz_anyan *adds eating Frosties or coco pops to the list* ✍️

[ROBO-FORTUNE. @ROBO__FORTUNE]

@lilmoike

[Dominic Minghella @DMinghella]

You can celebrate your Raducanus or you can push back boats. You can't do both.

[Ragged Trousered Philanderer @RaggedTP]

Good Morning and welcome to the latest edition of #SocialistSunday ❤️❤️❤️
I'll follow back anyone who follows me today 😎🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇮🇪🇵🇸✊

[SKIRMISH 🇸🇱 @skirmzeyeview]

I’d like to present my New Single
‘Back To 95’

https://t.co/8CzfznuxVj

On the 25th year anniversary of the late great 2Pac’s death, I present to you my new single ‘Back To 95’. In homage to both #2pac & #BiggieSmalls.

Produced By @Manage79

Filmed By @jackdiggs

#Lab79

[Ros Atkins @BBCRosAtkins]

Quite a few of you have been suggesting we look at the lorry driver shortages in the UK and how they connect to Brexit. So we did…

[Tony D @tonydpoison]

This government hates poor people. But it just cant stop making more of em...

[Brendan May @bmay]

European countries that have #covid but no food shortages:
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European countries that have #covid and also food shortages:

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🤔 #BrexitDisaster #BrexitChaos #ToryShambles

[Carrie @cagzy86]

Hey Britain, how's Brexit going?

Oh!

[Infamous CarlTel @CarlTel84]

@tonydpoison Sooo fire, great showing. Georgie Really stepped up for this one as well, but soon got sat down.

[Femi @Femi_sorry]

Quick question:
Are there any other countries whose KFCs have run out of chicken and whose McDonald's have run out of milkshake...
Or is it only the one on the island that just decided to economically cut itself off from the mainland?

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

This is just unbelievable, absolutely shocking https://t.co/BMtoJSD0Fc