Carly Morris

Pediatric Nurse // Foster Mom to tiny humans // 🌾 SK born and raised // Views are my own and do not reflect the views of my employer

[sona @swiftlydunphy]

all 3 New Girl men are exactly how their characters would be as dads😭😭😭

max (schmidt) is doing tiktok dances and going to concerts with his daughter, jake (nick) is raising bugs with his son to feed a lizard, & lamorne (winston) is getting roasted for crying by his daughter

[Carly Morris @carlyVmorris]

@nursekelsey I’m JUST about finished this series for the first time! About 300 pages left of the final book and I don’t know if I’m ready for it to end 😭

[Carly Morris @carlyVmorris]

@pediatricnursey Fantasy - fourth wing/iron flame
Fiction - the measure or remarkably bright creatures
Romance - the last letter
Mystery - none of this is true
Non-fiction - between two kingdoms

[Carly Morris @carlyVmorris]

@pediatricnursey It literally always shocks me when parents are like that on our unit! Dads in just their gross undies, moms (esp of older kids) butt naked or just wearing a sports bra… or walking around the halls barefoot. Like you know I’m coming in here all the time and it’s a public space?

[Carly Morris @carlyVmorris]

@pediatricnursey I’ve fostered 10 babies in the last 3 years and the two items that EVERY baby has consistently used/loved is the Sophie giraffe (babies will consistently choose this over any other toy or teether) and a playmat for the floor (3-8 months old is a life saver).

[Dr. Longissimus @DrLongissimus]

Throwback to when a medical leech went on an adventure

[Claire E. Aubin? @ceaubin]

RIP to whoever is about to receive the literal wall of text currently being drafted by the person sitting in front of me on the train. It begins with “my feelings on our situation have not changed,” so godspeed

[Carly Morris @carlyVmorris]

@nursekelsey I literally always have a book on me for just this reason! The best way to spend time waiting! (Physical book, Kindle, KU on my phone!)

[Carly Morris @carlyVmorris]

@pediatricnursey Congrats!!

[ceo 🥀 @ceo_revenge]

had a pilot named Ken yesterday and he introduced himself by saying his job is plane

[Dr. Francisco Garcia @drfjgarcia]

Local tweet, #burnout
There are some rumours circulating apparently that locally in Swift Current we have had to transfer more patients out because our anesthesiologist just “doesn’t want to work”. This is a harmful lie that further injures the doc keeping our program afloat. 🧵

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

Americans: I use miles and pounds

Europeans: I use kilometres and kilograms

Canadians: [snorting a line of assorted measuring systems] I'm 5'3, I weigh 150lbs, horses weigh 1000kgs, my house is an hour away and I drive 80 km/h to get there, I need a cup of flour and 1L of milk

[Carly Morris @carlyVmorris]

@pediatricnursey Ooo just about to start this book!

[Carly Morris @carlyVmorris]

The irony of this insane rain storm is that I had just finished watering my lawn approximately 10mins before it started POURING…

[Carly Morris @carlyVmorris]

My biggest current stressor is setting my GoodReads reading challenge goal too high and being constantly 9 books behind schedule…. I’ll never catch up 😭

[Carly Morris @carlyVmorris]

@nursekelsey The Nightingale was by far the worst hangover..
I also loved the ACOTAR series, could continue to read more of those books!

[Carly Morris @carlyVmorris]

@pediatricnursey The Housemaid - Frieda McFadden
Wrong Place Wrong Time - Gillian McAllister

[Dr. Adam Ogieglo 🇨🇦 @AOgieglo]

1/6 of SK residents don’t have a family doctor. This will worsen as FPs with large practices get set to retire due to worsening work conditions. New grads aren’t willing to take over, also due to worsening work conditions.

MoH: no rush

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

Yesterday I asked my kindergartener what she did in school and she said "nothing," then later I went on Instagram and her teacher had posted a picture of her holding a crocodile.