carly 🌻

I smell a smelly kind of smell

[emily fales @emilyannfales]

boys don’t mature. they just graduate from xbox to golf.

[kendra ᵔ.ᵔ @k_wubzz]

essential workers have been wearing masks for months now for around 30-40 hours a week, I promise wearing a mask inside a store for 30 min/1 hr. once a week will not harm u :-)

[carly 🌻 @carly__g]

wow rly needed this

[Johnny Jet @JohnnyJTravels]

getting your heart broken by a guy who doesn’t even have his life fully together isn’t very Shania Twain of you

[carly 🌻 @carly__g]

guys that try to flirt with me when I was in a 3 year relationship: 27292837

guys that try to flirt with me when I’m single:

[carly 🌻 @carly__g]

hello twitter nice to see u again

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Aries: I want total freedom
Also Aries: So why aren't you texting me constantly so I can ignore it

[carly 🌻 @carly__g]

I could really go for some Bosco Sticks rn

[Conner @Conner_Y14]

the live action scooby doo movies are cinematic genius. you can’t convince me otherwise.

[carly 🌻 @carly__g]

I can die happy

[carly 🌻 @carly__g]

If you wear show me your mumu I’m just going to have to assume you sell cocaine or your Dad owns a car dealership

[carly 🌻 @carly__g]

#5 😂😭😂😭😭

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Top 5 Girls Who Will Ruin Your Life:

1. Have a 2am Depression Playlist

2. Take Tequila Shots Without Flinching

3. Wing Their Eyeliner

4. Still Get Lost with a GPS

5. Listen to Somebody Else by the 1975 more than twice a week

[Gordon Ramsay @GordonRamsay]

Party time tonight for Tilly’s 18th !!!!!!

[carly 🌻 @carly__g]

Jog jog in place

Jog

Jog

Jog in place

YEAH