I just watched a lady spend $1500 at lululemon, when she handed her cash to the girl, she looked at me and said “if you pay with cash, he never has to know-remember that” and I felt that
How to get a boyfriend as told by a kindergartner:
“well you just get a best friend that’s a boy then you love him so much he turns into your boyfriend! It’s really easy Ms. Lockwood”