Car

[liz @normalfunnygirl]

Hanging out with people in their mid twenties and telling them you were born in 2005

[chase @funnysmartguy12]

people u went to highschool with be liking ads on instagram

[lydia @lydsfilm]

what eating healthy, working out, and getting an education while being suicidal feels like

[$ẞ @ALMIGHTYSW4VY]

Average spring semester experience

[Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer @dyingscribe]

A lot of of you are not autistic. You’re just asocial and obsessed with things.

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

“you’re so quiet” thanks you actually called women “females” during our convo and now I don’t like you anymore

[🍉 Mikey loves usopp (sorta ia) | ACE IN 7TH @lowkeyenjoyer]

and for your information, i prefer my bullshitted, practically incoherent, rushed homework assignment MADE BY MAN

[emily🌲 @emilyofeasttx]

Texans: “when will the construction on I-35 be done?”

Construction workers on I-35:

[Car @carlyack]

@lvrspiastri Hiii

[just a @F466OT]

The thought of someone drinking soda on a daily basis sends shivers down my spine

[🇧🇦BosnianSigma🇧🇦 @sephirothrule34]

how conservatives act when you tell them you don't want to hang out with them after they voted your rights away and openly told you they think of you as less human

[max @lynchinist]

new obsession of mine is listening to albums in full while reading the lyrics like it’s movie subtitles

[🕷️ @natxxlm]

People who read and do research will always sound crazy to people who don’t

[🍒 @sunstarm6on]

how it feels to rewatch a show when you have a horrible memory

[‏ً @marenyearly]

6 assignments due at 11:59 tomorrow and I’m on Pinterest.

[didi 𝜗𝜚˚⭑ 555 @boyanthology]

how it feels knowing 5sos are making music right NOW

[marta ★ @calmsirwin]

"you're so funny" thanks i have been a fan of 5sos for more than 12 years

[mau @rllydu]

you’re in her dms, i’m in the passenger seat of her car. she is parallel parking. i have been here for 30 minutes

[brandon* @brndxix]

doritos locos tacos have lasted longer than the confederacy