REALLY?! @TheWinkApp 1 weeks notice?! There’s a right way & a wrong way for tech companies to move to a subscription model. This is clearly the latter. Bye Felicia.
{me prancing into mtg on client site} “Guys... seriously feel how soft this coat is!” client: “LOL we pay you too much, sit down” me: “it’s from T.J.Maxx, relax” #workshouldbefun
{sitting in a security focused meeting} Me: “Y’all have no idea how many of those acronyms I had to Google...” Client: “Which ones? AWS?” Me: “SHUTUP Scott!”
It happens a lot, but man this morning I am extra dang grateful I had the opportunity to go to Auburn and graduate with a degree in that perfect little town.
Delta ticket counter: “Ok, you’re all set on the earlier flight. Seat assignments... are y’all together?” Me: YES!!! 🤗 @aarondmeyers: “I’ve never seen her before in my life” #workshouldbefun