Carly B 💖💜💙

a working woman with nothing important to say. Ravenclaw. She/Her.

[Louis Virtel @louisvirtel]

The only take I don’t get is that Jeopardy! should end with Alex. He was a fabulous emcee but the thrill of Jeopardy! is watching an administrative assistant from Topeka jump seamlessly between questions about World War II and Kid Cudi.

[Carly B 💖💜💙 @CarlyBird71]

I logged off of Twitter on March 15, 2020 and I’m back now… kind of… maybe? I kind of miss all these dumb conversations on this dumpster fire website.

[Carly B 💖💜💙 @CarlyBird71]

@thatmaia This is Thor ☺️

[Carly B 💖💜💙 @CarlyBird71]

@ngjenkins Perfect

[Carly B 💖💜💙 @CarlyBird71]

@slamschultz All day every day right now

[Carly B 💖💜💙 @CarlyBird71]

@slamschultz

[Carly B 💖💜💙 @CarlyBird71]

@tobinaddington It’s a nightmare, Tobin. But i hope we make it.

[Carly B 💖💜💙 @CarlyBird71]

@tobinaddington

[addie weyrich @addieyomind]

quarantine is going well

[Carly B 💖💜💙 @CarlyBird71]

@slamschultz Mostly climbing trees and running around. Pandas are surprisingly fast when they want to be.

[Carly B 💖💜💙 @CarlyBird71]

@slamschultz My kids and I watched the archived panda cam from the San Diego zoo. It was good.

[shonda rhimes @shondarhimes]

Been homeschooling a 6-year old and 8-year old for one hour and 11 minutes. Teachers deserve to make a billion dollars a year. Or a week.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

A shout out to Kevin, Giannis, Zion, Blake, Steph and all the players, owners and organizations who are setting a good example during a challenging time. A reminder that we’re a community, and that each of us has an obligation to look out for each other. https://t.co/cv1RZi9GGL

[Carly B 💖💜💙 @CarlyBird71]

. @katieporteroc makes me want to run for office. I just donated $5 to her campaign because I live adjacent to her district but my congressman doesn’t listen to constituents concerns. Thank you Congresswoman Porter!

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

Holy shit. Katie Porter holds the CDC Director's feet to the fire and gets him to commit to FREE TESTING for coronavirus for ALL AMERICANS.

Watch every second of this.

[Carly B 💖💜💙 @CarlyBird71]

@tunaloons @ngjenkins My husband jokingly yells “muzzle discipline” at our kids while they play with nerf guns lol.

[Carly B 💖💜💙 @CarlyBird71]

@hankgreen I see this on a future t shirt.

[Fahim Anwar @fahimanwar]

How Face ID works

[Amy Kaufman @AmyKinLA]

Natalie Portman embroidered her Dior cape with all of the female directors who weren't nominated for #Oscars. Check out her explanation here.

[Carly B 💖💜💙 @CarlyBird71]

@tobinaddington @girlsontopstees @herekdeckman