carly buntin

haha

[gel @ttpdfc]

before i work on myself does anyone want me the way i am now

[milk @wet_foal]

First of all I didn’t mean it second of all I typically get away with this kind of thing

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

It's bare minimum friday, don’t you let that job stress you out today

[tre @losingmytop]

Stop playing with that girl before they put her on ssri’s and she never talk to you again

[R34 @ushouldfwr34]

“People you may know” man get that bitch off my shit

[riley ♡ @rileyapparently]

men be like aw my life is getting hard lemme get rid of the girl who loves me unconditionally

[⋆｡𖦹° ꕤ @rakkofan]

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill

[𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖇𝟔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖊❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

niggas be 25+ asking for your snapchat are you genuinely out of your fucking mind

[Aaron Ahlstrand-White @AaronWhite608]

“God I hope I don’t get the lettuce parasite,” I say as I eat a Celsius and peanut m&ms for lunch.

[brayan bello defender🙂‍↕️ @tessiesbestie]

I can’t keep doing this

[notin @wyadesire]

That chill ass moment you accept it's over forever at 2pm on a Wednesday

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

My body is a machine that turns domestic beers and grilled meats into respect for all of those who have served

[tori @doritenholm]

A Family can be One Woman and a Drunk Cigarette

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Men don’t seek counseling, they just find a new woman who doesn’t know they’re lying.

[John Halo @EpicMasterChief]

Back in my day when you saved a document it would go a main folder called documents and you knew where it was because it was in the folder called documents

[Big Choctaw @Derekalexander_]

no noise november. everyone shut up

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

If you woke up today and

> have a job
> can call both your parents
> not physically ill
> have somewhere to go back home to

it is a good day regardless of what else is going on in the world or what you might be stressed about

easy to take these things for granted