carls

I hate kids.

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When describing her optimal future soulmate Maiya used the phrase "he needs to be my dick Carly" :')

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Yesterday my sister and I got in an argument and so today my mom cancelled Easter. #NationalSiblingsDay

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I doubt anybody's surprised but the first thing I found at the Mayan Ruins was a dog 😍🐶

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@518_Nayte omg I thought it was a person 😭

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@518_Nayte I haven't been on twitter in like two weeks but who tf shit in your tub?? ..... what was their motive?

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Really glad that girl loudly pointed out to her friend that I'm eating TCBY alone in my car. Cause I didn't hear her and am emotionally fine

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@518_Nayte I will dead ass wear it

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@518_Nayte I need a shirt of this

[𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕂𝕚𝕕 𝔽𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕖 @518_Nayte]

#ITakeMyCoffeeWith out any bullshit

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If anybody sees Connor in the next 24 hours tell him i miss him

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"I like.... half dog dare you."
@maivesi

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@FlynnMacdonaldd I love you and your endless pit of fascinating thoughts too 💕

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@FlynnMacdonaldd your twitter is a constant source of happiness in my life

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@maivesi 🙃

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@maivesi @518_Nayte omg 😂😂

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Don't watch Finding Dory. That shit almost made me cry. I'm a grown ass woman

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FAVE BABE
(pour it up) LOVE YOU 🍾 @maivesi

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@carlycaat I mean to say man but if a Canadian mom wants to adopt me I'm not opposed

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Looking for a rugged Canadian ma just in case. (Nothing to do with a green card marriage I SWEAR)